Untilted

Hi, my name is Kevin. I reblog funny shit.

[prokopetz]

Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.

[aokozaki]

"Hmm, so, the Nine of Swords--" "Nine of Plowshares" "Hm" "You gain nine life though."

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[discordsparkle]

They didn’t make it

[depsidase]

[sarcasticmudkip]

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[scalestails]

[catchymemes]

[biomic]

why watch big budget hollywood action movies when you can just watch japanese children’s shows

[bleachedraptor2]

Are we not gonna mention that (I’m pretty sure) that this was one long take? Like holy shit. (From my limited understanding) the longer the take the harder it is to pull off. And all of that was just. Whew. If someone messed up once, they’d have to re-do the whole thing.

Also people having fun with what they’re doing continues to be more fun to watch than CGI-fests in Hollywood movies

[mikushardlemonade]

[wumblr]

How It’s Made director, shooting a bowl of jellybeans for the intro

[wumblr]

thought i was making a joke but now i genuinely want a soap opera about jellybeans… played myself

[muddaisy]

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]

[sandersstudies]

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

[sandersstudies]

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

[under-the-arch]

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

[damonalbarn]

Gorillaz in Time Square, New York City.

[woolay]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Hello again, young man. Enjoying that lovely advertisement? A single minute of time wasted on you lollygagging is a minute without my Bambi. Stay focused on your quest, idiot, and if I see you taking another break, expect me to break something else of yours. Now go to the nearest Gamestop and ask the bastard w

[zovsko]

cant stop thinking about this comment

[crazyaboutfilm]

[laeffy]

The last supper but with these

[demilypyro]

Presenter: and what is your new company's name?

Me after travelling back in time to just before Microsoft was founded: Megahard

Bill Gates: *starts sweating*

[shubbabang]

posted on twitter an hour ago and apparently people agree

[shubbabang]

“You can say greed” shut UP SHUT UP!! YES ITS ABOUT GREED!