[cryptotheism]

I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"

And then you Google the abbey and it's clearly just French and made of slate rock or whatever.

[thegreateyeofsauron]

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

[cryptotheism]

that makes sense

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[lilyblisslys]

Japanese fujoshi learning abt the term “fujoing out”

[lilyblisslys]

[kaatokunart]

gold ship wins when she feels like it

[cryptidsock]

mejiro mcqueen's eternal suffering

[chongoblog]

Here in wigan, no one chooses to jump for the gravy

[yugirimistwalker]

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

[roomofpaperrabbit]

[epilepticsaints]

What are they looking at?

[epilepticsaints]

[preyanimal]

me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!

[preyanimal]

i could say this in regular times too but i had more fun imagining me saying it in castle times

[mousegirlheart]

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[the-frightening-ghoul]

Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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[help-me-or-kelp-me]

[vaccariia]

THAT'S MY BABY❗️❗️❗️

[kosmogrl]

that time of the year when you realize the depression isn’t seasonal

[jadesnapart]

It's Emblemcon time!!!!!!!!!! My Shop Emblemcon Website (you can find access to the discord here!)^

hi guys its finally time! Emblemcon starts TODAY. I worked really hard to get 50 new charm designs ready for you all-- this may be the last time I get new charms for awhile as I'll be taking the opportunity to focus on printmaking this Summer!

If anything is sold out I won't be restocking it and I won't be doing any pre-orders during con. I am waiting on the bookmarks to arrive next week at which point everything will get shipped out-- expect a Mid May shipment date at the latest.

For US orders, spend over $50 and use EMBLEMCON2025 at checkout to get FREE shipping! Apologies that I am unable to offer this deal internationally. This code will be expiring at the end of Emblemcon on Sunday.

I also joined the FE8 stamp rally!! Happy 20th Anniversary to the localized release of FE8 this year!

[ivyjinna]

The Yuria of Londor

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