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The 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man polls are insane right now. Bill Cipher? Losing. Nagito Dangonranpa? Losing. The Oncler? Losing. Dean “the first omega” Winchester? Losing. We’ve forgotten ourselves and our history, it’s like watching the Library of Alexandria burn before my eyes

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Ahhh this is scruffy as hell but I had to celebrate before I went to work!!

mysty-esty

have ya heard the news? your divorced CRT is offically the sexiestman!

twilight-calliope

In all fairness Tenna's the only one who would care that much about winning anyway. Senshi would say wholesome things about how winning or losing doesn't matter but only bc he didn't care about the contest at all to start with. Grace would be absolutely bewildered he got this far and pretty satisfied that he gets the award of "second sexiest guy of the year" even if he cracks jokes about how he should've won. Tenna on the other hand would make passive aggressive little jabs at the others as soon as it looked like he was losing, obnoxiously lobby for votes everywhere, and try to get the Mikes to rig the contest for him. This is probably the best outcome, all things considered.

moonlessnight-things

Congratulations on becoming the sexiest man alive you silly, silly goober

crazymuffin1

so ryland grace lost the tumblr sexyman competition...

standard-human

MIKE! REBUILD THE SET! REBUILD MY KIDS! KILL A POLITICAL FIGURE! YOU KNOW THE ONE!

keeperartwork

Congrats to the Lord of Screens!

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.