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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)
Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)
Elias art by @herodzn
Jesus art by @wolfythewitch
It’s so crazy how I absolutely need Jesus to win this
sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests
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The 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man polls are insane right now. Bill Cipher? Losing. Nagito Dangonranpa? Losing. The Oncler? Losing. Dean “the first omega” Winchester? Losing. We’ve forgotten ourselves and our history, it’s like watching the Library of Alexandria burn before my eyes
men will be like “women are humorless and unfunny” and then you ask what the men’s sense of humor is and what they find funny and it’s just misogyny.
I love the fact that Molly is introduced having extremely advanced people skills and easily sussing out everyone's strengths and weaknesses and you think he's that way cause he's just a nice guy. Nope. He's that way because he's a former cult leader who forgot he was supposed to be using these skills for evil.
all i do anymore is display symptoms
i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.
a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force
watching an old disney movie
inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats
They should invent a birth control that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself
i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
the lottery by shirley jackson
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i am so late to this train but this joke has been living in my mind since it was made. it seems i am cursed to only ever make fanart of mollymauk and his 6 million selves
i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness
this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.
you. you get it.
