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certified Phaggot you will be phabsolved of your sins

[thesuperyapper]

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

[zombiesmosh]

been looking at him with those eyes since the beginning 💔

love eyes lester u are so special to me

[pseudophan]

They keep saying that ii was going to be the end of Dan and Phil- were they expecting a break up in the relationship?

they just mean an end of Dan And Phil as a brand/professional duo. i do love the idea of touring your breakup though that's kinda fun

[joelle2038]

i just saw phil's insta post😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 my wife😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 hes so fucking cute😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im gonna have a meltdown broooooo thats my WIFEEEEEEEEE

[calvinahobbes]

New Dan and Phil Beats album!!!! 😱

[pseudophan]

Dan wishes he were you with the phass shorts

he's fine he's got phil on his ass all the time

[manofmoth]

does it ever drive you crazy

just how fast the night changes

[bleachblondephil]

oh he's in love

[petermustdie]

"im not even 100% committed to phil" you've been together for 16 years i actually dont want to hear it from you

[oldphanny]

pinof kiss could have killed a victorian child.

[hereweareinthedark]

Dan and Phil: we had gay sex

phandom: ok

Dan and Phil: we kissed

phandom: cool

Dan and Phil: with cat whiskers

phandom: WHAT

[bluebirdlester]

i love how dan and phil are constantly like "we fuck. we love to fuck each other. we do this all of the time. sucking dick and eating ass and anal sex are so fun!" but even a VAGUE implication of them kissing is WAYYYY too scandalous for us to hear about so far. they've only allowed the slightest implication of cuddles, kissing is like phan 4th base

[bluebirdlester]

i am a terrified dog shaking in the corner this 4th of july. because not only do dnp kiss, they kiss in pinof

[pseudophan]

my favourite thing about phil sharing the pinof kiss with dan through youtube is their wanking material having a view counter

[pseudophan]

showing up nightly to the devils sacrament, pretending not to notice as it hits triple digits. young love 🫶

[pseudophan]

my favourite thing about phil sharing the pinof kiss with dan through youtube is their wanking material having a view counter

[pseudophan]

showing up nightly to the devils sacrament, pretending not to notice as it hits triple digits. young love 🫶

[a-gentle-yoink]

lore drop of the year

[gaythewholetime]

@mrbeast GET A JOB!!! STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!

[pseudophan]

his fashionable man