avant-garbage

phaedra, zie/zir/zirs, i'll float on but i'll never grow old 🐛

[dogpuppy]

[serps-up]

so happy and free

[papaya-inspiration]

[fulgurbugs]

i like this photo because it looks like i just told clefable we’re letting her go from her job were she’s been a loyal and dependable employee for 20 years

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[ahotknife]

she kills me

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[sailatina3]

[sugarmountainspring]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[oldwayout]

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

[teruterusky]

[neosatsuma]

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[c3rvida3]

True Statement: "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Truer Statement: "When you mixed too much two-part epoxy that's rapidly setting and you have 300 blank pin backs burning a hole in your craft drawer, everything in your house looks like it might make a cool pin."

[c3rvida3]

What I Set Out to Make:

What I Made Once I Had Elected Myself Mayor of Glue York City:

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[clowngirlpony]

Think again

[sturgeonposting]

Goliath tigerfish in the aquarium trade???? You can buy him???????

[sturgeonposting]

This just seems all wrong to me. Put him back in the congo

[sturgeonposting]

Why would anyone do this

[teaboot]

OH SWEET HEAVENS

[tredlocity]

red dead and beyond

[tredlocity]

bed bath redemption