my dick is bigger than yours

just because you think something's gross doesn't mean someone else doesn't think it's fucking awesome. stay in your lane.

[stockhlmsyndrome]

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

[danbutt]

when fämther said he’d take you to the mjeåt shjöppe 45 minutes ago…

[peregrint]

[ranetree]

#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT

[buterakingdom]

This needs to be said. A lot of people saw the performance on the Grammy’s with Sia, and Maddie Ziegler. A lot of people made fun of Sia for “looking like a freak” and “staring at the wall like a freak” or “satanic performance” or some awful criticism like that. Sia is a WONDERFUL, BRAVE, BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, and just UNIQUE artist. She sings her heart out. She sings about her struggles in life, and she really doesn’t like her name//face being out there in the public, but the hate needs to stop. It’s so disgusting, and just.. heart breaking to watch BEAUTIFUL Sia hide her face from the public because of her whole childhood, her life, and everything she’s been through. She suffers from bipolar disorder, Graves Disease, severe anxiety, depression, and suicidal thoughts, yet SHE’S STILL HERE being stronger each day of her life. Her music makes her strong. Sia has wrote suicide letters, done SO many drugs because her childhood was just so sad and hurt her severely. Yet, she NEVER blames ANYONE for her problems. I know the Tumblr community is all about raising awareness about anxiety, suicide, and depression. If you honestly ask me, Sia DESERVED that grammy MORE than Sam Smith. Yes, he’s a talented guy, but.. Sia.. she really has a story. She’s completely inspirational, and I WISH she would’ve won that grammy, took her wigs, and costumes, and shown her beautiful face, and talked to the audience, the world, everyone watching and tell her story and just be strong. She deserves it, and I want to post this to raise awareness for her story, because I HIGHLY DOUBT ANYBODY knows her story, and knows who she is. Maddie Ziegler, the 12 year old from Dance Moms cast is like.. her. Her as a child. Maddie represents Sia is SO MANY WAYS. That’s why she used her for the Chandelier video. She’s such a great mentor for Maddie, and she wants to be there to help Maddie grow into such a strong, beautiful, positive young lady. This picture says so much. She can be herself around Maddie. She can smile. She can just show HER. HERSELF. But, when it comes to society, she KNOWS. she KNOWS society is SO UGLY, MEAN, and CRUEL. She’s so scared of the world, and to be judged, and called names, and just all of that. So, please, if you see, or hear anyone talk badly, or calling Sia a freak, or Illuminati, or any of that, please. Stand up for her. Her story NEEDS to be put out there. Sia, you’re beautiful the way you are. You DESERVED that grammy. Sorry Sam Smith, but you didn’t deserve that as much as she did.  

[iddek]

so you’re saying that we should give out grammys to artists that had a bad childhood but decided to keep living

[plumkid]

well no that’s really not what she said nor was it the point of this post

[rosiegbaby]

head, shoulders, bees and toes

[midnightfajitas]

BEES?

[rosiegbaby]

and toes

[yvngdionysvs]

(bees and toes)

[phagina-blog]

'feminine hygiene' commercials: do you feel dirty....down there? is your....DOWN THERE....feeling dirty? are you itchy? are you itchy down there? I'm holding a cactus. is that what you feel like down there? the woman next to me is holding a bouquet flowers is that NOT what you feel like down there? does your down there not smell like literal flowers? is your vagina filthy? are you a fucking slob who can't even have a flowery vagina? are you not cultivating a rose garden in your genitals? fuck you, slather this cream in there you disgusting vermin.

erectile dysfunction commercials: does your dick not work? YEEEEAAAHHH that's alright you're ALL MAN your dick don't work that's okay take these pills and go do some MANLY SHIT. DEEP SEA FISHING. OFF ROADING. ALL WITH A RAGING ERECTION. don't worry about your dick man WE GOT YOUR DICK no homo tho your wife loves you flaccid dick and all man NOW BACK TO ICE ROAD TRUCKERS

[imhereonthefloor]

[actually-its-not-okay-deactivat]

'High school will be the best years of your life'.

Well then, kill me now.

[youtuberswildphan]

This is so sad

[hopeandfreedomisallineed]

I started crying and sobbing

[theflyingsquid89-deactivated202]

If high school is the best time of my life then my life is truly shit.

[gummistarr-ainthere]

So I got this for Christmas.

And my mom has a habit of judging books by their cover, so she thought it’s some sort of a philosophical autobiography.

She took it from me a few minutes ago, saying that she really wanted to read it.

Before I could explain what it was really about, she flips it to this page:

She just closed it, gave it back to me, and slowly left my room.

I’m dying.

[5enshi]

"A group of Maiko girls (apprentice geisha) drinking sake on a balcony, overlooking the Kamo River in Kyoto, sometime around the late 1910s or early 1920s." 

src

[strawberries-in-the-sea-blog]

This is slightly scary. These little girls are geishas. Do you know what a geisha ultimately is? Go google it. Then tell me how pretty this picture is.

[5enshi]

Geishas are ultimately hostesses and entertainers. They would train hard for years and years in song and dance and are a widely respected part of traditional Japanese culture. Contrary to popular belief, they were not prostitutes.

The picture is pretty. Please simmer.

[vua-deactivated20160828]

am i horny? no am i jackin off anyways? maybe

[fxckinglgbt]

Sit facing me on my lap, put your arms around my neck and look me dead in the eyes, then add that smile to it, and i swear i will loose my shit.

(via fxckinglgbt)

Good to know

[eversncenewyork]

puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep

[cartoonpolitics]

[allthepowerrangersaregay]

[thedanaaddams]

Hahahaha, it’s funny because she won’t get the job, since she is overqualified, and young part-time workers are cheaper.

Anyone who thinks our generation are lazy, unambitious layabouts… need to fucking lay down and die. The harsh reality is that we are over-ambitious. We are told we can’t get anywhere without a good college degree, so we study hard, and learn all we can, and walk away with a piece of paper and skills to back it up… then we fight to break into a workforce that is already filled. Every year more people graduate college, and the competition keeps mounting. There are a finite number of jobs, and the big-business fat-cats are cutting every corner they can to get away with NOT hiring new people, in order to maximise profits for themselves.

Then there’s the other problem of people having to work MULTIPLE jobs to support their families. Because they’re not paid enough to live on just one, they need to work three jobs to make ends meet - and that means two more jobs are filled by one person. I’m not saying it’s “greedy” to work multiple jobs - I’m saying it’s disgusting that people are paid so little in them that they need to.

How are we supposed to get jobs when the job market is so limited - there’s not even enough work for everyone to have ONE job, much less two or three. And the people who maintain the unemployment system have no idea how bad it really is - because they’ve had their jobs for twenty fucking years or more.

The only big company I know of that hired a graduate from my college did so because he invented a system that would cut their work down by almost 50%. That is what you need to do to get a job around here.

I have applied for every job I am qualified for. I have applied for jobs I am almost qualified for. I have applied for entry-level retail and fast-food jobs. I have gotten nowhere.

And now I have the added bonus of being unable to work much at all due to my health issues. The irony of this is that I will be better off on disability - I will have the freedom to stop searching for dead-end temporary jobs, and be able to take the time to work on my own games and such. Albeit slow and in small bursts.

[keilian-blog]

Exactly. Also, employers want relevant experience, even for entry level jobs. Most job postings for waitressing require 2 years minimum of waitressing experience. I’m not even talking about fancy restaurants, I mean bussing tables in a pizza bar.

The problem of breaking into the job market at all is something seriously fucked up. No-one wants to hire an 18 year old when they can hire a 14 year old for the bare minimum. No-one will hire a 21 year old who is legally required to be paid a full adult wage if they can get anyone younger.

Getting into university was so important that I couldn’t even consider paid employment until finishing year 12. When I started applying for entry level fast food jobs at age 17? Rejection after rejection. If I got any feedback at all it was “Sorry, you don’t have any relevant experience” or ”We can’t know you’ll be able to cope with the work, since you’ve never worked before.”

[thedanaaddams]

AH, yes! How did I ever forget to mention the “experience barrier” - everyone trying to break into a job has to contend with this.

They want to take on someone with lots of experience - 2 years, 4 years, sometimes 6 or more. I see things like “4 years, and you must have worked on at least Multi-Million Dollar Film, or AAA Game.”

Now how on earth am I going to do that if I can’t even get my foot in the door at fucking McDonalds?

And you know why they can put “2 years minimum experience” on their ads? Because there are plenty of people out there looking for those jobs with 2, 4, 8 years of experience in that role who need a job desperately.

If you want to work, you basically have to know someone in the company. If your parents run the joint, you can get in there, and get that experience. My sister has no trouble finding work now, because she has a couple years of experience - she got her first job through a combination of lying, and making very good friends with a number of people who worked there, by going to parties. She barely made it through tenth grade. I graduated 12th grade and college.

She has a job. I don’t.

The system is broken, and only maintains a broken status quo. It puts barriers up to the outsiders, and puts minimal value on the insiders. Humans are expendable assets - if they fire you, there’s a queue of people waiting to do your job.

Then there are places that exploit internships.

Some companies bring students in to work for a month for free - the old “pay you in experience” trick. Problem is, they’re not giving you the level of experience you need to secure a job, and there are dozens more students and graduates who want to get those unpaid internships, So they can just keep getting work from desperate students and grads for free.

It’s like all those artists who get asked to do something “for the exposure” - the exposure is an empty promise, and they really just want you to work for free.

The big CEOs want to keep their billion-dollar bank accounts floating. And they don’t care who has to suffer and die for that to happen.

If you wonder why so many young people are trying to make a name for themselves on the internet - “social media stars” and whatnot - it’s because it’s about the only chance we have to do something and be noticed. We now have platforms where we can put ourselves out there, and try to make money based on our talents.

Is it a long-shot? Absolutely.

But it’s about the only chance we have.

[nekobrittany]

This right here explains every thing read closely children cause it’s important

[girlfromthe-subway]

Best thing about winter is all the bugs r rotting in hell where they belong

[phagina-blog]

me: please don't step over my laptop

cat: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxvvvvv4

[universaldancing-blog]

[cexting]

maddie and sia arrive at the grammy awards

[batmobile]

sia has severe social anxiety as well as grave’s disease (an autoimmune disease that affects one’s facial features) so why don’t we keep mocking a mentally and physically ill person for doing what makes her comfortable when she’s already way out of her comfort zone? that’s really effective!

[actuallyclintbarton]

(for clarity, Grave’s Disease is a thyroid disease, but one of the common symptoms results basically in bulging eyes.)

(Also leave her alone, she found a way to feel comfortable enough to go to the grammys and that’s awesome.)

[shypixiegirl-deactivated2013062]

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

[slammersparkles]

[thehollowplaces-blog]

Beautiful.

[nicciole]

Artistic.