~We're All Phan Trash Here~

This blog is run by 22 pieces of phan trash

[bringbackmyteenageyears]

Some of the weirdest couples of the 2000s. Can you think of any others?

[alexander]

[phan-squad]

me: observes a """ship war,""" laughing quietly at these silly fools squabbling about some fake shit that is made up and not real like its some actual serious shit that merits Fighting Over or something

me, also: i know who is wrong

[violetdanger]

Idk if this is relatable but is anyone else on this website........ gay

[sugarsweethowell]

just think: next month dan and phil will have known each other for seven years. they will also be releasing a documentary about their lives and everything they’ve accomplished, along with the recorded stage show that millions of people worldwide have attended

[catfood-69]

What’s your group chat called

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Some favorite tags.

[cinnabonngene]

me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep

me, at 3 AM: 

[pirouettes]

x

[kaylonsartblog]

Napstablook sending you a medicine reminder! :D

[tumblurredreality]

- @danisnotonfire

[goincrazyfast]

dans nasa jumper

[carustle]

ok so tatinof was amazing and the boys are perfect and omg they’re so tall and soft and Dan said he loved my shirt and Phil’s hug was so nice and warm and the show was perfect ahhh thank you @danisnotonfire and @amazingphil for such a fantastic experience

[phan-squad]

wow I'm so silly I didn't put this on the actual phan blog. anyways, this is me!! -Olivia :)

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

i am putting on dresses and bras and eyeliner with my girl Friends ;haha we are so pretty and girly and (GUYS DO NOT READ THIS POST IT IS ABOUT BEING A GIRL!!) ok now that guys are not reading this post it means 95% of the government is off this post so lemme tell you about how i just purchased some russian nuclear weapons

[pennysfitzgerald-deactivated201]

sometimes i like to look at local pet adoption listings to see what weird names people give to the cats and somehow they never fail to disappoint

[jabroni-in-law]

Tag urself I’m spaceman

[phan-squad]

Rice puddin

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

When it's 4 am and you realize you're the only one in the squad still awake

[phan-squad]

Me all the time 😂 -Amber (but then there's timezones)

[cockhunt]

Same

[micdotcom]

Yes, in 2016, this town’s seal depicts a white man strangling a Native American

The above image is the actual, current seal of Whitesboro, New York, a village about an hour east of Syracuse. The seal portrays a white man with his hands seemingly on the shoulders and neck of a Native American, with the Native American being toppled to the ground, apparently shouting in pain. But it may not be the town’s seal for much longer.

[micdotcom]

UPDATE: The citizens of Whitesboro have voted not to change the town’s seal.  Of the town’s 3,000 residents, 212 residents cast ballots, 157 voted to keep the seal. Despite these numbers, there is still hope for change.

[badley]

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably