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Dan and Phil have held koalas aka my life's work has led up to this moment and honestly I'm ok with that

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I made a thing @danisnotonfire @amazingphil

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PEEP

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listen here @danisnotonfire I drew that pooh bear with my heart and soul

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"people like you, come to concerts like these, and it makes the world a better place in my opinion." michael. clifford. I teared up during this at the concert, I love and appreciate you so much. @5sos

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still hasn't registered that this was the 3rd time I've seen my boys live, but nonetheless it was the best concert I've ever been to. and I met my internet friend again, thank you for the time of my life @5sos

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I made a thing @danisnotonfire @amazingphil

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PEEP

[pastelpunkdan]

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Dan’s Diss Track im dead

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a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe first things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii oh reasons why dan’s a fail i’ll give you some you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo i could go on there’s more if i check there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death 100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm wtf even is your sexuality it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry *cough* i’m joking obviously .. okay that went deep repress it? yup before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year - or 3 to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here - fail so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire

[alexandromagnus]

i mean, “DJ Howell” literally stands for “Daniel James Howell” gUYS HE WAS BORN TO /RAP/

[danxieties]

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i like how they both just take a second to register what just happened

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

There won’t be a time I won’t reblog this

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emoji asks 💫 (must be answered truthfully)

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? 

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like?

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?

😘 talk about your crush or partner

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back?

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it?

🎁 what never fails to make you happy?

💙 what annoys you about some people? 

😤 do you get angry easily?

🐇 what do you always daydream about?

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change? 

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?

✈️ what is your dream city and why?

☕️ talk about your ideal day

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?

💧 when was the last time you cried?

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?

💚 who are you jealous of and why? 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

🙊 what are you ashamed of?

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn?

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

☁️ talk about your dream universe.

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? 

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed?

😪 what are you sick of?

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have?

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person?

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies?

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you?

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite!

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? 

🐴 opinion on __?

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person?

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad?

🌍 which country do you live in?

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words

🐵 which quotes changed you?

💭 do you keep a diary?

💫 who inspires you?

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?

🐱 what’s your dream pet like? 

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be?

[aspiringtrophyhusband]

If I do this can y'all put the question with the emoji please?!?!?!

[joseph-wont-understand-deactiva]

Ask me more please 😰

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I'm doing this ask away

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I've never realized this wasn't normal I thought everyone did this

[cringe-attacks]

i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party

[seafoamplant-deactivated2020072]

Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress. 

[sugarsweethowell]

reblog if your faves are genuinely good people and not just idolized media icons