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A mess of posts reblogged in times of either procrastination or avoidance of social activities

[phanisnotonffire-blog]

writing “of” in cursive every single time is absolute law don't @ me

[smallpoxlarry]

everyone who reblogs this by Oct. 15 gets an aesthetic photo corresponding to their blog

have ur submit box open pls!!! :3c

[fancifulhowlter-blog]

I WANT AN AESTHETIC BLOG PHOTO! 

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

I WANT ONE

[brendojay-deactivated20171022]

DO IT

[forevertiednoose]

whoot

[oka-loves-cats-deactivated20171]

Pls

[fureddojonzu]

hell yeah

[critizana]

yay!

[misanthropic-infochan]

Pls

[fixitstevenjunior]

worth a shot

[ask-produce101-au-bts]

this has 15.000 notes but let’s give it a try

[ask-miss-prince-deactivated2017]

// i wanna try this out! im interested!!

[imperfecthopes-blog-deactivated]

hewwo??

[sagihairius]

can’t stop thinking about the cursed freaky friday dvd we got

[daglout]

Elaborate

[sagihairius]

so when freaky friday came out my family was OBSESSED like we rented it to the point where we decided to buy it but we couldn’t find a copy anywhere until we got one at a gas station on the edge of town. immediately we brought it home and turned it on. we couldn’t figure out how to turn the subtitles off but we loved it so much so we didn’t care. until a few minutes in. gradually the subtitles stopped matching the actual dialogue and at first it was like casual conversation that we didn’t think anything of then it started saying like “get in the car” and “they’ll never find you” and all this weird shit. we kept reading out of curiousity but then the sound cut out and it made a hissing noise. there was a deep voice that said “where’s bob” which is my dad who wasn’t home at the time so my mom hopped up and threw that fucker out

this didn’t stop our love so we bought another at walmart and didn’t have a problem

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

idk who i am but i don’t like her

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

GOOD

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

[saladbitch]

Why I am a selfie stick ™

1. Long 2. Fragile 3. Can only support a phone or something lighter 4. Moms love it 5. A joke among teens 6. Banned from most museums

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[resistdrumpf]

for shits and giggles

Russia is idiotic. Big trouble!

[sprnklersplashes]

Fake news media is pointless. It is sad

[someinvisible-string]

Dems are crazy… NOT!

[unorganized-potato-blog]

Fake news media is weak. Obamacare is in a death spiral!

[duendealexis]

America is weak. It is sad.

[jumex]

Have you ever

No. i dont do shit

[phanisnotonffire-blog]

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[heauxdan]

this took time they had to be perfectly measured for this. bruh. that was so satisfying to watch

[smallswingshoes]

OH WHAT

I was about to be like “someone wasted so much time at work to do this shit” BUT THEN IT CAME BACK AND WOW

[asukalangleysoryuu]

summer walk

[sunbathe]

[vigilcntes-deactivated20200524]

life changing, i tell you

life changing

[vigilcntes-deactivated20200524]

apparently his wife scoots too

and his daughter

where has this knowledge existed all my life

[vigilcntes-deactivated20200524]

hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman

he’s a very serious man