[cherryysundae]

hydrogen bomb after hydrogen bomb

[c0smicdaisy]

Mr and Mr we/us pronouns ✨

[pseudophan]

phorning routine

[yonpote]

sometimes its like, dan we know you say everything sarcastically and unseriously, but we're gonna be serious about it anyway for our own enjoyment <3 dan said he would miss phil if he became a lumberjack in the woods <3

[pseudophan]

dan howell thesis statement

[phillietemple]

phil drawing dan like a french girl (15 years apart)

[yall-it-me]

i love dan and phil because they're more than boyfriends but also they haven't labelled it and they're in a situationship. how dare the builders call them boyfriends have they not earned partner status. they share a bed but have separate bedrooms. if they go too far apart the universe would rip in half but the best quality time is when they're gaming in separate areas of the house. propose on hard launch and you will be hit with the phan curse of staying together forever in marriage. no they're not married. they are a ranch metaphor and two 4,000-year-old tortoises and put on this earth to be together. no they would not share a toothbrush that's disgusting. but yes, they are like actual soulmates.

[diphowell]

Phil has loved every version of Dan, and he still loves all of them so much. Even, maybe especially, the things about Dan that Dan cringes at most.

[hollivens]

can i get uhhh 9 phiws

[diphowell]

the sequel to "his room"

[userlesbian]

[bluuscreen]

they are, as the kids say, quite “skrunkly”

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[trainstationhello]

it’s them btw. bickering with builders over their moon forest office plans and purposely going on romantic dinner dates and mind reading the perfect gifts for each other and thinking going on your phone at dinner is giving up on this marriage it’s them

[sunchildsatoru]

they match each other’s freak to a degree that’s dangerous to the public (legally)

[blondephil]

i have probably said this one william times and so has everyone else but dan livetweeting him and phil fucking is so fucking funny. like top tier hilarious. the first uma thurman tweet is funny enough but the followup brings it home. he hit it out of the park. he bagged his man and then bragged. and the door was wide open.

[lizardsmp3]

also im still hung up on peej asking PHIL if he had a bigger head than him and dan answering. IS YOUR NAME PHIL, HOMOTRON

[fryday]

daniel howell marriage mention