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(Semi-Dependent RP sideblog for Young Dark Phantom)

[theviolentlesbian]

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[violentoffender]

hello?

[glacia-posts]

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[fanotastic]

Target audience

[lilyblisslys]

I have the dragon pussy candle (got it for my gf as a jokey Xmas gift) and

1. It smells pretty good! Fruit+spices+smoke?

2. The scent fucking SPREADS and LINGERS. I had it lit for like half an hour last winter and I swear to god our entire apartment smelled like dragon pussy for the rest of the night. My gf walked in the door and was immediately like “you lit the dragon pussy candle didn’t you” and I had to be like “yeah, I did”. We almost exclusively use it for either “we just smoked weed and now we’re opening all the windows” moments or “the cats just made a horrible monster smell that must be defeated by a greater monster”.

3. You will light it and immediately go “huh, yeah I guess that is what dragon pussy would smell like”

[xenasaur]

more screenshots from their website.

these scents are transgender as hell. I want multiple of these candles for my birthday

[roo-d-trans]

Hay, what's the website for these things called again?

[xenasaur]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, but at the risk of being a gullible rube, here it is

THESE ARE THE BEST CANDLES

[moki-dokie]

a rare tumblr ad W

[askmrtorgue]

LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING

ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING

CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES

END OF LIST

[gleneth-paltrow-deactivated2018]

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

[askmrtorgue]

WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

[zegalba]

Alexander McQueen: 'Sarabande' S/S 2007 Silver Rose Thorn Choker by Shaun Leane

[dyke-parade]

buff ancient greek god's convicted murderer statue sentenced to underwater exile; "oops wait nvm" says town

please enjoy via wikipedia & original discord screenshots the saga of the funniest, most cartoony-ass goof of a story from ancient greece that i've ever had the delight of encountering. sources: theogenes and theagenes of thasos

but wait...there's more! further research always pays off, kids!

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[adriles]

if youu say something stupid about taking my shit that i labored for away from me ..just know im going to try my hardest to beat the crap out of you.im going to draw my sword and straight up kill you

[adriles]

proud to announce that my funeral party is going exactly as planned now that ive performed the needed sacrifices

[adriles]

take if from me, dont let the pains of grief dim your sparkle.do violent revenge now

[adriles]

not a big fan of “oaths between enemies” or “ransoms” etc. id rather just kill with abandon

[phanosaionia]

Back when I was alive I actually didn't particularly like the Iliad. Too bleak. Too senseless. Too many lists. I enjoyed Odysseus' adventures more because he was clever and the monsters were exciting.

Nowadays I find Achilles' wrath comforting. Yes, his decisions are selfish and shortsighted, and when he finally acts it is far too much far too late. He put himself in this situation too young and headstrong to comprehend what it would cost, and the consequences of that decision turned out far worse and more painful than he could have imagined.

He is cruel beyond sympathy. His grief destroys families, denies dignity to men better than him, literally chokes rivers with blood. He sacrifices lives on the pyre of his pride long before Patroclus actually dies, and after? He captures people alive because he swore to watch them burn.

He disturbs the observing gods that made this war happen in the first place. The ones that, arguably, made him.

Somehow, I find that more relatable than the story of a man who gets to go home.

[adriles]

its tough to do violent combat these days. people arent nearly as accepting of vicious war crimes as they used to be. people will judge you

[what-even-is-thiss]

So in the context of Greek mythology the tripod is a special three legged stool that the oracle of Delphi sat on when she gave her prophecies. The stool itself was sacred. Very important.

And. There’s a myth where Heracles goes to the oracle of Delphi to ask a question of how to atone for something he did and the Oracle is like “I dunno dude figure it out yourself” and Heracles is so mad about this that he steals the tripod and Apollo himself is like “NO NOT MY TRIPOD” and comes down to snatch it back from him.

Now this is one of those myths that isn’t sourced in a lot of places. Pretty much only The Library by pseudo-Apollodorus I think? But we know it was a very popular and well known myth because artists really really liked painting and sculpting it

Look at him he’s like bro give it back seriously that’s my chair what do you think you’re doing

[phanosaionia]

I render no explanation for my musical whiplash.

Be grateful I'm not spilling what's available of the entire concept album at once.

;}~

[phanosaionia]

[flappy-dragon53]

LISTEN TO THIS

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time