Guess I'll Eat Shit & Die

Theo R. he/him/his transgender motherfucker ask me about Sasquatch. King of Rohan “Art” account: tedosterone

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[icantspellthings]

[larval-tear]

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

I'm paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device's power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

[segamascott]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how npc moves in early games, common games and next-gen games.

[theconqueeror]

people thought mime artists were going to go out of fashion in this age but alas

[fireferetsgem]

How did she move at a lower fps...

[guerrillatech]

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[meanya]

[miiilowo]

something i keep experiencing

[hollowboobtheory]

civic duty

[hollowboobtheory]

context: the heritage foundation is trying to launder data in support of doge by sending a survey to only their supporters and using blatantly leading questions. the survey takes less than 5 minutes and they don't verify your email

[hollowboobtheory]

you CAN do it multiple times if you so wish

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

THEY TURNED IT INTO A FUCKING DONATION PAGE LMAO

[dein0nychus]

Would be a shame if someone pasted the correct link to allow people to make this survey unusable garbage data. Good thing that's not what the link I posed is!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

I love messing with these annoying accounts

[nudityandnerdery]

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

[beaft]

it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

[time-traveling-fetus]

Wh-whats going on??????

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc

[oldersistercore]

[fanonical]

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

[sugarcoatednightshade]

this is canon. to me.

[bowandbrush]

wait did anyone draw this already

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]