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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
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DEAR READER
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Jules of Nature
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almost home
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Favourite Chaotic Duos - Part 6/?
Phil Dunster as JAMIE TARTT & Brett Goldstein as ROY KENT in Ted Lasso, 3x02: “(I Don’t Want to Go to) Chelsea” (2023) || dir. MJ Delaney
rocky eats shit (colourised)
grace in the background is very important also. the hop-skip and then the little hand wave of giving up
being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus
omg when an old man has a best friend
advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.
In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.
Can't believe people are out here getting their asses beat by literal children in compelling worldbuilding contests
pencils becoming art and shavings is a metamorphosis
the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.
Illustrations for Yukio Mishima's The Sound of Waves | Shiosai | 潮騒, by Lâm Tùng Nguyễn.
Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.
No subscription. Just program.
On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.
Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.
I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.
Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.
i have a suggestion
straight climbing couples where the woman is a better climber than the man are queer
^ op's tags
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
A real blast from the past.
It’s been almost ten years, I anticipate THOUSANDS OF REBLOGS
Yeah i believe the technical term for this is 'real estate fraud'
Much as different birds have different names for their flocks, such as a gaggle of geese or a murmuration of starlings, the size of the grouping also has unique adjectives. A murder of crows can range from first to third degree, and a groping of tits can be gentle or ravenous depending on how many tits, titmice or chickadees are present.
heres my question: can a gentle or ravenous groping of tits do things boobily, meaning they do things that only tits would do? or is that exclusive to booby species?
example: the gentle groping of tits flew boobily around their nests.
No, tits act nothing like blue-footed boobies. Though tit behavior (known as titty flocking) is firm and perky, boobies in flight will tend to lift and separate. A groping of tits does not in any way resemble a jiggling of boobies, be it subtle or pendulous.
You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.
To those curious some other keystone library species include:
—the retirees who’ve read more murder mysteries than I’ve had hot meals
—the paperback romance girlies (gender neutral) who check out every single bodice ripper the second it hits the shelves
—the dads very slowly making their way through a ‘1001 movies to see before you die’ list
—the one-man criterion collection who checks out like, three movies per day and brings them back the next. (TV series are only a minor roadblock.)
—kids who like Minecraft
---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song
I suggest using your local library!
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My own (possibly controversial) additions:
—Old men who come in every day to read the latest issue of a particular newspaper in a particular comfy armchair for exactly one hour and then leave
—Overworked nannies who come to storytime primarily so they can stand in the back and gossip with the other nannies about their employers
—Tweens voraciously searching for any and every book that's violent, scary, and/or salacious enough to outrage their overly strict parent(s)
