Lover of Complicated Stamps

I live in a fandom Dumpster, GET OUT!!, I need to live by the sea, I just can't help wanting to make noise.

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[dark-sappho]

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

[dark-sappho]

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[emmhauer]

[buffysummers]

Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

so basically it’s a movie about a princess bride. but its not happening in real life, it’s in a book. and the guy who’s reading the book? is old as fuck. and the kid he’s reading it to? is sick

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

[saros-system]

This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

(image source)

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[trashpidgeon48]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Operation Mincemeat - SpitLip Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Johnny Bevan/Hester Leggatt, Hester Leggatt & Jean Leslie, Hester Leggatt & Ewen Montagu, Charles Cholmondeley & Hester Leggatt, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Johnny Bevan/Charles Cholmondeley/Ewen Montagu, Bella the Typist/Italia the Typist/Jean Leslie/Prezzo the Typist, Hester Leggatt/Iris Montagu, Ewen Montagu/Iris Montagu, Charles Cholmondeley/Ewen Montagu Characters: Hester Leggatt, Charles Cholmondeley, Johnny Bevan, Iris Montagu, Jean Leslie, Ewen Montagu, Bella the Typist (Operation Mincemeat - SpitLip), Italia the Typist (Operation Mincemeat - SpitLip), Prezzo the Typist (Operation Mincemeat - SpitLip) Additional Tags: Polyamory, Pregnancy, Kid Fic, Fluff, Angst, Vomiting, Mentions of miscarriage, Mild Sexual Content, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Series: Part 5 of Peas in a Polycule Summary:

Hester thinks she must have undercooked the chicken she made for dinner last night. She was just trying to do something nice for her husband, despite her lack of cooking ability. No good deed goes unpunished, and now she is on her knees in the bathrooms of MI5 vomiting. “Hester! Are you okay?” Jean yells from outside the bathroom stall. ___

Or Hester is not okay, she actually cooked the chicken perfectly fine, and this child is about to have a lot of parents.

(Set in my "Peas in a Polycule" Universe)

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[gamechangershow]

who did this

[samreich]

next season: "the bachelor" featuring every grant

[axle-hates-zucchini]

"WE ARE THE GRANTLINGS

PLEASE FEED US!"

@gamechangershow @dropoutdottv @samreich

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

All my friends are having fun in other rooms at this party.