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@pheonexttime
sometimes we are childish. sometimes we do something our 16 year old self would have done, think something our 11 year old self would have thought, cry like our 7 year old self would have cried. why is this so embarrassing? why does it make us feel such shame? when you’re 20, 30, 40, are you not also every age you’ve been before? do all of your previous incarnations not still live inside of you?
eleven, Sandra Cisneros
I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life
Do You Know What Children Are
They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.
no it’s the textbook definition of “children”
"why isn't this 3 year old paying rent? fucking freeloader i dont know why i keep you around"
This has the same energy as “ambulances aren’t your taxi to the hospital”
Imagine making the choice to bring a child into this world and then declaring that child to be a leech on your resources. Like, did you not expect that you’d have to pay for your kid’s food and other aspects of their upkeep? Did you somehow miss all the memos about what parenthood entails? Or were you actively ignoring them in favor of a plan to birth not a family member, but an employee? THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST CHILD LABOR, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO ACQUIRE A JOB?? I’m pretty sure the dictionary didn’t specify it as “a legal adult who-” does those things because they thought anyone reading the definition would be smart enough to intuit that it doesn’t apply to those who are under the age of majority, and thus aren’t expected to be providing those things in the first place. Or it’s possible these potatoes really *don’t* know What Children Are.
I think a lot of these people - a depressing number of parents in general, really - liked their kids when they were cute little babies and toddlers who didn’t have their own opinions or demand privacy or whose boundaries and personal autonomy could be more easily over-ridden because you can pick them up and tote them around.
When you have a baby, you’re very much the center of that baby’s world. They’re completely dependent on you.
But once the kids get older and start being more opinionated and having more complicated feelings, and don’t just idolize their parents, and maybe start to realize their parents are flawed human beings just like every other human who’s ever existed, and you can’t just stuff them in a foofy dress or whatever to make them Be Cute on command, there’s a certain kind of parent who feels very offended and threatened by that.
It’s like when your kitten or puppy grows up to be an adult cat or dog, and they’re not “cute” anymore.
And that’s when a lot of shit about “earning your keep” starts, and a lot of the guilt-tripping, too, I think, when kids don’t just fall down at these parents’ feet in gratitude and obeisance.
So basically what you’re saying is they got Pet Syndrome with children -- puppies are cute, but grown dogs are work so return them to the shelter I guess
Pretty much? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My biological mother did pretty much that about the time she lost her marbles when I was about 9. And she’s certainly not the only one I’ve known whose kids hit more or less that development stage and went “Oh, wait, I don’t want to be a parent anymore, this is hard and I don’t like it”
oh my god
Hey . Bitch . Give me the luck .
If you can’t tell I love Toph
people in 2008: this is just a phase, no one cares about twilight
people in 2020:
so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
it is the chosen one
it must be the main character in the anime
It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.
“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”
Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up
at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny
then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier
current mood
constant mood
When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.
this guy works on spongebob
SPONGEBOB BECOMES HUMANBOB TODAY
Wait a minute…..
HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TIME!!!
HE WHAT
Same energy
The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.
Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.
“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.
This seems like a good time to share this.
I love esme’s casual “hope you like italian!” when bella shows up at the cullen house for the first time as if the Momest Person In Existence didn’t grill edward for every single detail of his port angeles date with bella, find out they went to an italian restaurant, and base a whole meal around the only genre of food she knows the girl eats. “hope you like italian” smh I SEE YOU ESME
jessica stanley waking up in a cold sweat one random night in 2032
Edward hunting with Emmett, freaking out about Bella: Fires and earthquakes and tornados! Ugh! When’s the last time you watched the news? Have you seen the kinds of things that happen to them? Burglaries and homicides ...
Bella at home, listening to Linkin Park:
If i was in twilight.
Me:*Breaks into the Volturis castle.*
Aro: What exactly did you hope to accomplish ,human?
Me:I wanted to give you something.
Aro:A gift? Oh how thoughtful,and what is it my dear?
Me:
i know in my heart that emmett and bella have not let jasper know peace since they first heard of the “vibe check!” meme
