kaotiska sinne en Fiskarna

Boxed wine & +0@s+3r $+rud3|z

[sexdrugsdeath]

[karmanistic]

[pheruh-is-the-name]

Mugger: Give me your purse! Now!

Me: *hands over purse*

Mugger: There's nothing in here but breadsticks

[wild-lion]

[aureion-blog1]

me waking up to more drama today

[idlie]

are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald trumps wife plagiarized word for word a michelle obama speech then cited my little pony as an excuse, leslie jones joined, then left twitter because of racist scum, then made a grand return, and now the first one direction member has officially announced solo plans suggesting the band may be over for good. And it’s only fucking thursday.

[mysharona1987]

[kite117]

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

[gonemazinger-deactivated2015080]

i figured out how to request money on paypal

[gonemazinger-deactivated2015080]

my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

[blackwidowhero]

I made this money in two days. y’all can try it here if you want x

[cosmofilius-deactivated20220204]

[worldhammerer-old]

Now i’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a

crab

[thecommonchick]

“I wanna travel the world" 

“Then do it”

[wonder-mechanic-deactivated2023]

[austrifer]

Stardew Valley

↳  Wizard’s Tower

[sadviolences]

[salmon-spice]

[shadysinns]

Pac n Snoop

[meanplastic]

Who did it better?