Uhhhh

Sophia. 27. she/her. God I have been here for so long

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[pseudophan]

give dan credit he worked hard

[pseudophan]

exactly glad he agrees

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

been on tumblr so long i can't always tell if my brain has had a Thought or im just remembering a shitpost

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyway a voice in my head has begun chanting "THE VILLAINOUS POLYCULE! THE VILLAINOUS POLYCULE!" so. do with that what you will

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It happened again. lounging in bed minding my business and suddenly a voice pops up with:

"Sir, we say faggot here"

please tell me this is just a meme i saw on tumblr and not my actual brain

[stormbreaker101]

It's real

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

on the one hand i'm so damn relieved, been losing my mind wondering if this is just how my brain formulates thoughts now

on the other hand this is me apparently:

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[chronicsymptomsyndrome]

yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

[bunjywunjy]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[nitewrighter]

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

[byjove]

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[girljpg]

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

[memorycycle]

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

[ellienamored]

[vanglaggle]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic