hello hello I'm Seth (He/Him please!) and I'm currently writing for Phighting and Blocktales! I may do art in future, though I'm not completely sure about it
This is a side blog! I interact/follow from @/sethasaurus !
Current Dividers are by @/cafekitsune !!
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Rules:
No NSFW
No problematic pairings (Adult x Minor, Incest, etc.)
No Oc x Character / Character x Character
I accept both Romantic and Plationic requests!
Headcanons are currently preferred but both One-shots and Headcanons are allowed!
Reader is strictly gender neutral as I don't wish to exclude anyone from my writing
Hi! This is from floofiekins, the solo developer for Phighting Feelings. I'm coming out here to ask a couple things from you, my lovely community who's been supporting me making this project this entire time!
Number one is that it's not sustainable for me to work on this all by myself.
My life is soon to get busy with work again and I need artists and writers to assist me in production. I'll still be the main developer taking on all the work, but it'd be nice to offload some of the work, especially with such a large roster of characters spanning 5 days worth of dialogue. Soon, I'll release an application form to take in some new recruits! Please keep an eye out for that.
Number two is that I may open up a way to accept donations soon.
NOT FOR THE GAME!!! Please understand that the game will never, ever require money to play. It will forever be 100% free based off Boggio's terms on making fangames (and rightfully so! Boggio deserves all the support they can get).
These will be personal donations to me and I'll give back to those who donated with either commissioned art or writing. If I were to do this, would you all prefer Ko-fi or Patreon?
Once again, thank you so much for your support. It's crazy to me to think that we've reached over 600+ followers. To each and every one of you, thank you, and I hope to deliver a game that you all will enjoy playing.
Warnings: There should be none! This is just a silly modern(?) fantasy au with no real relation to canon. Though Reader has the survival instincts of a piece of bread
Notes: Enjin is a Black Milksnake, Gris is a False Water Cobra, and Tamsy is a Ball Python
trying out a new style for this ^^ am i still on hiatus? a little bit. But i had a thought last night and decided to write it today because it was too good to pass up lmao. left it on some sort of cliffhanger because i have an idea for a second part
Nagas ! Enjin and Gris being the first ones you meet - in the middle of the night no less.
Nagas ! Enjin and Gris who you caught raiding your trash cans for food.
Nagas ! Enjin and Gris who you thought, at first, were a dream. You even pinched yourself just to make sure of it - only to discover that this was not a dream after three pinches of increasing pressure.
Nagas ! Enjin and Gris who show different levels of surprise when you offer to just make them something instead. Even inviting them into your house for a little bit to give them shelter while you make them said food.
Nagas ! Enjin and Gris who ask you to make one more for a friend of theirs - To which you (somewhat reluctantly) accept and make one more.
Nagas ! Enjin and (Reluctantly) Gris who bring Tamsy over the next day to ask for more. Even knocking at the door just to get your attention.
Naga ! Tamsy who uses his pretty privilege to win you over and let them have more, regardless of what you thought of them beforehand.
Nagas ! Enjin, Gris, and Tamsy who now have a habit of coming over often and hanging out wherever. In your backyard, inside your house (if you let them), anywhere they can safely reach.
Nagas ! Enjin, Gris, and Tamsy who take interest in you once you start to warm up to them more. They originally just needed food, but they started to grow attached.
Naga ! Enjin who starts bringing you small animals as signs of his interest.
Naga ! Gris who starts to bring you small things he thinks you'd like after listening to you talk about your hobbies to him.
Naga ! Tamsy who does a mix of both, and now has a habit of clinging to you alongside that.
Naga ! Enjin who wants you to think that he's a lot scarier than he actually is.
Naga ! Enjin who says he's a black mamba, only for his ego to crumble when you figure out he's actually a black milksnake.
Naga ! Enjin who (reluctantly) apologizes about lying later with another dead animal he caught.
Naga ! Gris who's curious about nearly everything you do.
Naga ! Gris who does his best to understand and learn to help out around the house. It's the least he can do for you since you helped them out.
Naga ! Gris who always apologizes multiple times when he accidentally destroys something with his tail or starts a small kitchen fire after he tries to make grilled cheese for everyone.
Naga ! Tamsy who’s a level 100 clinger when it comes to you, even a tad possessive. Always finding the perfect moment to drape himself over you and just lay there.
Naga ! Tamsy who wraps his tail around you and squeezes tighter whenever you try to leave him.
Naga ! Tamsy who reluctantly shares you with Enjin and Gris since they found you first.
Naga ! Enjin who tries to convince himself that he doesn't love you (and fails).
Naga ! Gris who worries you wouldn't want a naga, much less a (mildly) venomous one, as a partner.
Naga ! Tamsy who is waiting for you to act first.
Nagas ! Enjin, Gris, and Tamsy who have all basically moved into your house at this point. Don't even try to fight it.
Nagas ! Enjin, Gris, and Tamsy whose peace is shattered when an old enemy finds themself in your backyard, watching you and them interact like cats watching birds from behind a window.
popping out of hiatus really quickly to say this; if you are still supporting zeal, or pressure as a whole, please unfollow and block me. it is genuinely disgusting what zeal has done. go support ren.
i genuinely hope zeal faces consequences for this. what they did is disgusting.
haha heyyy guyssss how are youuuuu <- unsure and a little bit scared to start this sorry chat
trying to make this quick; i've lost joy in writing for the most part and have been losing interest in roblox in general - with the exception being phighting, but even then it's loose
i've mainly moved onto new fandoms. mainly gachiakuta. so im going on a (semi?) hiatus for this blog while i try and regain my love of writing again and figure out whats going on
I don't usually make these types of posts, but there's someone on TikTok (@/sweetsugarpaws) that I'd like people to try and block + report if you all could and have a TikTok account. The art is under the read more, PLEASE HELP BAN THIS PERSON (@/sweetsugarpaws for reiteration)
First image for the user courtesy of my best friend
The art in question, they've also sent rule34 of c00lkidd from Forsaken as well that I've heard of, my friend censored these ones but if this is a barometer of what they do then :|
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Flipside headcanons (you can pick which one of the two tbh)
You're My Sunflower, I Think Your Love Will Be Too Much.
Internet Findings: I already did Dom before, so I'll give Valk his flowers this time... A very underrated pick I must admit. [END SEARCH]
🎤 - The ever energetic Valk, bright as the yellow he wears and just as peppy as the sunshine on a lovely day. Most people wouldn't even have guessed he actually has a partner, and even more so that partner of his is you!
🌻 - Likes to sing love songs to you, whether it's his own creation or just a cover of one he likes. It'll start off smooth, his eyes lighting up as he sings to you about how precious you are to him.
💛 - Valk absolutely adore fashion, all the prints and patterns you can have are, quite frankly, his own miniature paradise of color. While he won't impose to get you to match on some days with him, he will be incredibly grateful if you do.
💫 - If you don't wish to do a whole bold outfit with Valk, he'll take an accessory you both can match with, like a bracelet or maybe a ring he can show on his finger in pride. Anytime someone asks about it, he'll get so confident that he's matching with someone beautiful (it's you).
✨ - Calls you babe, sunshine, baby, and Valk's favorite out of everything: starlight or super star, specifically his super star. While he might be the singer, you're the starlight that lights up his night, even as the neon of the stages tries to dim it. "Heyyy, my super star! How've you been?" Valk chirps enthusiastically, looping his arms around you in a loving hug.
🎺 - VERY AFFECTIONATE!!! He's not one to shy away from holding you close, or wrapping an arm around you as the two of you pass through Crossroad's busy streets. Tackles you to give you kisses though, since he's uh.... Kindaaa short.
🎤 - When Valk is done with a long day of singing, his eyelids dropping from exhaustion as each step feels like it weighs on him in ways he can't describe, there's always someone he comes back to... You. Valk does appreciate how he can let the more peppy side of him fall, and just embrace you without feeling the need to perform.
🌻 - "Thank you, sunshine. This feels nice, like home." It felt like hours before Valk spoke to you, tightening his hold on you by a fraction as he breathed in heavily. Valk didn't really do tranquil, but this? This felt like peace in the most serene way possible. It made him relax more than he ever thought he could.
💛 - While he can't particularly fly for too long, sometimes Valk likes to pick you up and spin you around, his wings making the two of you hover in the air as he peppers your face with kisses. You're gonna so return it when you touch the ground once more, but while Valk has you here, he'll bombard you as much as he can.
💫 - Also yes Dom does in fact know about the two of you no matter ho sneaky you try to be. He helped out Valk with the crush, but he did tease him relentlessly for it, and has heard many a night where Valk is appreciative of you when you're not there or out of earshot. Dom has plenty to fuel his brother's lovestruck yearnings of you, as well as teasing too.
✨ - He might do a small wave to you when he's on air and you're watching the screen, smile lighting up as he hopes you see it. Or, if you're watching him broadcast from out if the camera's lens, he'll send you a wink before continuing on. Do the Inphernals notice? Oh definitely, but he can keep the press at bay for a while longer.
🎺 - Although with his star status, you probably have to keep the relationship of yours a bit more low-key than with someone else, but Valk takes it in strides as he holds your hand with every step he takes, feeling the love inside him as he stares at you so fondly. It makes him happy to know that there's a home he can return to when the sounds of music start to blare too loud, and a place he can rest when everything feels unsteady.
Shedletsky × Reader × builderman poly relationship hcs pls if that's alr with u 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
HEHEHEHE!!!!! poly relationships beloved!!! i absoutely ADORE poly stuff!! ty for requesting you are absolutely based for this
oh god (oh admins?) how did you end up like this
dating not one, but TWO admins is absolutely insane congrats on pulling them
they're both so uncharacteristically sweet to you its SICKENING
they're incredibly flexible when it comes to their relationship with you!! only real thing thats 'set in stone' is that you sleep in the middle
though, flexible or not, every relationship comes with its hiccups
shedletsky is more likely to get jealous then builderman- he tries to understand you need to interact with other people rather then just the two of them, but it still gets on his nerves (something he unfortunately kept from his days as telamon)
while for builderman? jealously isn't something he deals with- its pretty rare. he gets more.. nervous? worried? it's like a little parasite in the back of his mind wondering if he's good enough for you. but thats also infrequent enough to not be that big of an issue.
anyways enough of the sore spots, time for the fun parts!!
shedletsky is a big fan of 'preening' you and builderman. and by 'preening' i mean just brushing yours and builderman's hair. it's something that comes naturally to him. he adores doing small things like this for the both of you
builderman does the same- just less bird-like
if you're cold he'll put his jacket / hoodie on you. if you're injured during a round he'll stick by your side and guide you to elliot / the closest heal and check in with you after the round. if you're bored he'll let you help him out with working on his machines
shedletsky meanwhile? dude is absolutely stunning the killer left and right trying to get them off your back so you and builderman can get to safety. sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't
also there is a 50/50 1x1x1x1 is targeting you and builderman in rounds
builderman and shedletsky almost never argue. sure, they have a disagreement or two once in a while but its pretty much never about you. they share similar goals.
shedletsky, also, is albeit embarrassed his past as telamon - if you didn't know him as telamon then he'll probably never tell you about it unless forced / having no other choice but to tell you
builderman is a night owl, always working on the next project to help the survivors until you or shedletsky drag him to bed. shedletsky is a early riser, always the one to wake you both up in the morning only to end up napping on the couch
not really a relationship headcanon but. southern builderman.
builderman mostly calls you by your name or 'darlin' while shedletsky calls you whatever stupid nickname he comes up with - it changes regularly. only real consistent one is 'birdie'
whenever shedletsky is displeased with something btw he'll tap his foot and make angry cooing noises. kind of like a pigeon if you've ever heard one being territorial before.
HEHEHEHEHEHE!! been waiting for this!! ihave too manyideas to request but,, may i maybe request the flipside brothers (individually ofc!!), what they're like having a crush and how they'd confess?
sorry if this is a bit bland or vague!! ^^;
- @sethasaurus
Catch Ya On the Flipside! (Even When My Heart Flips Like It's a On Rollercoaster)
Internet Findings: Nahhhh don't worry about it, longer since Flipside fans are in the TRENCHES! Hope headcanons are good for this one, and here ya go :D [END SEARCH]
✨ - Valk tries his hardest to impress you, even though he probably has to look up to see your amazed grin on your face from something he did. Valk just likes doing smaller, less grandiose things as well, like holding a door out for you or just getting you something you like. Hey, he might be the more peppy one of the duo, but he was still raised by Firebrand at the end of the day.
🌻 - You know that he gets very flustered about reading fan mail right? Well times that by twenty and that's how it feels like with you and I'm not even exaggerating it too much. He's not known for being more straight faced like his brother is, so he's kinda a flustered mess around you that he can barely think straight. Duality of a Inphernal.
🎤 - Both he and Dom write the lyrics to their songs, so you'll be surprised to hear that they both go on a different route for a love song dedicated to their crush. For Valk, it's the best way he can say the words he wishes to you without getting jittery and flighty about it. His is more of a pop love song in terms of beat,
🎺 - Valk offers you violets that he says "I just swung by to check if there was something nice up! Thought you might like it." He doesn't know if you know that violets are his favorite flowers, just like how you're his favorite person he's ever met.
🌟 - Confessing to you is harder than he honestly thought about. Valk does it after a fiery concert with Dom, his heart racing and his face flushed from the heat of the performance. It hits him right there as he's breathing in heavily, looking at is microphone in deep contemplation: he has to tell you how he feels.
☀ - The next day Valk will confess to you, alright telling you to meet him for something important in the morning, eyes looking back and forth wondering where you're at. He already arrived ahead of time to a quiet little venue, away from the public so he didn't have to deal with prying eyes and curious glances towards both you and him in interest.
💛 - When Valk sees you, he looks like he's trying to rival how bright the sun gets with how sunny and happy his face gets from seeing you. Valk will start talking with you for a while, building up to the main event steadily as he can't help but admire you. "Hey, can I tell you something? You're- you make me-..." He pauses, trying to gather his thoughts before he did something stupid in front of you, "I like you, a lot actually, heh." Gosh he was messing it up so bad.
🌕 - You accepting the confession makes him almost do a lap around the entire Crossroad as a whole, he felt so giddy and alive in a way he could only feel on stage. Valk doesn't of course, but he does make a mental note to do it later though. You two have a good rest of the time you're there, and Valk is pretty damn glad he worked up the courage to confess like he did, which reminds him... He has to get his outfit together for the next date!
💜 - Dom gets even more soft spoken around you, if it even makes any sense. The guy is honestly surprised he even has a crush on you, so his demeanor changes slightly to be just a bit more shy. He takes you in more, every imperceptible quirk you do on instinct is noted by Dom.
📢 - Like Valk, Dom will also write his crush a love song to show hos feelings. He lays it on thick though, not going a more upbeat route like his brother does and instead goes a slower vibe. Think TAKE YOUR TIME by the two of them. He goes for that sort of vibe as he croons out his love.
🌆 - Dom tries to spend time with you more if he crushes on you, wanting to see your smile more and more whenever he can. He finds you cute wholeheartedly, and he likes being close to you whenever he genuinely can and bask in how beautiful you are.
🌌 - Honestly? He doesn't really think too much about the whole "only one wing and one eye" situation he has (due to how long it's been since it happened), but with you he doesn't mind opening up a bit more, and letting you hold him closer as he melts into you.
🟣 - Dom gets the urge to tell you how he feels when it's late at night and he's crunching to write the lyrics to their newest hit. Inspiration flows from his pen as he scratches and pours all his words he wants to say into lyrics that can be heard by your ears. He gets hit with the feeling on the last line as he rereads what he put down, realizing that this is all for you.
🔮 - Dom actually contemplates on calling you for a few minutes, debating on if you're up or not at this late hour as he fiddles with his pen. He eventually just sighs and grabs his phone, dialing your number and listening to the static ring from each pulse. He hopes you pick up, he really hopes you pick up, maybe he should've just waited? Did this in the morning when he actually had a chance? His tired state was finally calmed when he heard your voice on the other end.
💟 - "I have to tell you something, if you don't mind?" Dom will tell after a few apologies from keeping you up, or worse, waking you up. Dom will breathe in, before he lets his words fly. "I've been thinking about you for a while, and I was hoping... If you don't mind... If it's alright with you..." He was fumbling and he knew it, already retreating in on himself before he just went for it, "Would you like to go out with me...? As a date of course, I like you so much."
🌂 - When you accepted from Dom, he actually has to reassure that you're serious and you wanna be partners together. When you do, and he's finally happy that you genuinely mean it, he takes so long to go to sleep afterwards from the confession, rechecking the time of the date in his head a lot. He wants it to be good for you, just like how you are to him.
WAITER WAITER !! MORE MEDKIT RS HCS PLEASE !!! /nf
aagaghaaaa I love your works abt med smmm >< also please take a break if needed <3
Call Me at Midnight, Let's Give this Thing a Try!
Internet Findings: AWWWW THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHHHH I APPRECIATE ITTT!! This is some assorted headcanons featuring his skins too. [END SEARCH]
💚 - The times you've heard Medkit laugh normally is few and far between, and even then they're mockeries of genuine laughter. It's pretty curt, and sounds like he'd rather be somewhere else when he does it. That all comes to a halt when it pertains to you though. He lets his guard down slightly more, so you get to hear the more melodic sound of his enjoyment.
💊 - Medkit does dress up for different Phestivals, whether it's just a slight color change to his outfit or a full blown different look, he does go out for the occasion. You mostly know of his look from Pirates vs Mermaids, the swashbuckling Captain Medkit who rides the high seas with a glint in his eyes... But sometimes he'll bring out a piece that's dark and sleek from his time in Doves vs Crows, but that's when you two are going out on a date will he bring it form the reserve.
💉 - Unfortunately, he probably wouldn't match with you unless it was later on into the relationship. People will ask, the Church will get suspicious... Too many variables and not enough lies he can dish out to satiate the questions. That is, until he's been dating you for a while. He might wear a ribbon around his horn, a bracelet that you picked out for him to wear around his wrist... It lets him be graced with a faint smile the whole day.
🔫 - Wranglerkit has a tendency to stay up later than he should, even later then most Inphernals would even dare to without some amount of rest. He'll watch the dark night break away to morning, his lone eye drooping closed as his own tired state grips at the last remains of his awake state. Only when he sees you, does he know it's safe to lie down and stay asleep.
💥 - Sometimes when he comes back to your place or you visit his own, Wranglerkit will place his hat on your head for a while before taking it back. "Sorry 'bout that, darlin'." He'll tease you a bit with a kiss to your forehead, smiling all the while. Truth be told, he thinks you look cute with it.
🌟 - Wranglerkit sings. He actually sings a lot underneath his breath, voice low as he drawls on a melody you're sure you might have heard him listen to, once while you were next to him drifting in and out of consciousness and into a deep sleep. He's pretty good at it, so if you wanna take a crack at it and sing back at him he'll let you join in.
🌊 - You've gotten really used to knowing if Pirate Medkit is back home or not, because the smell of saltwater and the bite of the sea will hit your nose upon his arrival. It's funny, and Pirate Medkit does in fact know about the way you look a bit different from the way it hits your nose.
🌀 - Although Pirate Medkit is really well-known for his seafaring endeavors, he does appreciate the times he's on dry land that doesn't rock back and forth with the tide. He gets very interested to see if anything about Crossroads has changed since his last docking up to port, so why don't you show him what has or what hasn't? It'll be a fun date :)
🚣 - Surprisingly wouldn't mind a good picnic with you. Halt the seasoning and spices though, because unfortunately he has to not like FLAVOR in any version of himself (how heartbreaking 💔) but other than that he'll probably have a good time. Besides, Pirate Medkit has been itching to do more things with you anyway for the fun of it.
🔷 - Madkit winning a phight is like letting a gambler hit the jackpot. It's gonna cause him to play again and again until he loses and conveniently tells the team "I have more important matters to attend you... Not like you'd understand." Before zipping off. Be prepared for him to want way more cuddles to make up for the loss him and his teammates had.
💎 - If you bring Madkit something, whether it be flowers or a small trinket for him to puzzle over while he's deep in thought, you have a better chance that he'll actually keep it. Most other people probably wouldn't be able to even gift the guy something without the potential of him using it for research, but you? He'll cherish it deeply.
💔 - Madkit is cold as hell if you wanna cuddle with him for long hours, and it never seems like he gets any warmer whether it's from the crystalline shards that bloomed from his skin, or just the Blackrock chill has really seeped into his bones. Despite it though, he does like keeping you close to him for some sort of placebo effect... Or he just really loves your presence, it's probably the latter.
Would you be interested in writing some self aware Telemon?
Like one day he “wakes up” and is hit with the horror of “I’m not real so why tf am I alive?”
In the midst of this harrowing revelation he ends up latching onto a player; maybe they accidentally comforted him.
To everyone else it looks like the account is active again or got hacked and is now weirdly attached to some rando.
Thread: The One and Only Original Experience
(Self Aware!Telamon x GN!Reader)
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I think i started tweaking a little when aero told me about this ask. i have a slight suspicion on who requested this but, oh well. if my suspicions are right, then this might be one of my favorite writers.
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Re: same as last time, heres all you need to know about the story:
warnings: telamon, very subtle obsessive behavior due to your last sentence in your request
format: oneshot, headcanons
type: fluff, romantic, slight angst because of existential dread
important notes:
Telamon uses he/them. he also speaks in the third person.
Reader will be spoken in the second person and third person (they/them). Reader’s user is [USERNAME]. I know, pretty original if i do say so myself. (its a stand in for your actual user but its funnier this way.)
summary: telamon is suffering the highs and lows of life in the few hours they’re sentient. Then plays games with you
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this might be a little longer then expected. formatting is a little weird but we ball
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“The One and Only Original Experience”
It all happened.
It was like a 4 year old gaining awareness for the first time.
Telamon was confused. Where was he? What’s happening?
Despite not having any prior memories about actual experiences, he instinctively knew what he was.
A admin. Someone whose purpose is to protect and control all Robloxians in this digital world.
Yeah. of course! They’re one of the most important and powerful beings on this website.
… that’s what he initially thought.
After staring into the void of endless copy & paste and slop games, he finally brought himself to join SWORD FIGHT ON THE HEIGHTS IV. No not the remakes. The one he (technically) made.
It was slightly disappointing to see the difference between the fan made remake’s and the original’s player counts be different, the fan one having a more active and consistent audience.
He spawned on the highest point of the map, surrounded by pillars. Looks like he joined into a quiet server, there was only one other person. He didn’t bother to really check as he was inspecting the admin controls at his array. They summoned an illumina, tilting the bright highlighted weapon as if he’s been wielding the sword since millennia.
Oh yeah, this was much more of his style.
Looking over the edge of where he was perched, he spotted one singular player at the center map where the fire ring resigned. They seem to be walking around in a small circle, as if they were a dog chasing its tail. probably waiting for someone to join and engage in battle.
They certainly had a very interesting avatar, that’s for sure. New items that he’s never seen before. But oh well, he didn’t care. Besides, either way, this was-
His most newest victim. Heh.
All of the sudden, he activates the Illumina. Dashing to the unsuspecting player. Said player physically jumps as they finally realize that they were, in fact, not alone in this dead game. But that couldn’t save them this time.
Telamon shift locks, spinning his own avatar to create a larger hit box and add more burst damage. he watches as the unnamed player’s avatar explodes off each of their limbs before suddenly disappearing as if nobody was just PWNED here.
[USERNAME]: THE HELL???
Said the player who he had just utterly destroyed. He felt… great! His competitive nature started to flare up in excitement. He expected the other to start spewing insults and claims of being a “bot”, and honestly, it would’ve made his ego(hey) go over the roof-
[USERNAME]: wait a sec
Oh? Did they finally recognize the true one and only Telamon and all of his righteousness?
[USERNAME]: is this the real Telamon
Telamon ✓: Of course Telamon is himself.
[USERNAME]: no way in hell
Heh, seems like someone is finally understands what true glory they’re witnessing
[USERNAME]: this gotta be some hacker
[USERNAME]: yo acc hasnt been active for years
What.
Huh.
Telamon stood there. No motion coming from their avatar except for the built in idle stance as he absorbed the new found knowledge. He didn’t even move a stud as [USERNAME] walks towards them. It’s not like the stranger was an opponent close to his level, he could easily wiped the avatar off of its feet. But [USERNAME] had unequipped their sword, so he suppose that he’d spare them from his untouchable skills.
Besides, he was too busy thinking.
It’s not true…
It literally can’t be true! It felt like it was practically yesterday he was answering confused and (no offense) idiotic Robloxians on forums. Maybe this was just a whole big misunderstan-
[USERNAME]: you good?
Of course he was good, he felt better than good! They felt godly! He was SUPPOSED to feel godly.
… he didn’t feel great at all.
Telamon ✓: Telamon is himself.
…
Telamon ✓: No hacker involved.
Another awkward silence was held in the chat. He suddenly stepped a little closer to the avatar in front of them
[USERNAME]: okay okay
[USERNAME]: i believe you
Telamon ✓: Good.
Telamon ✓: What is it like now?
[USERNAME]: what
Telamon ✓: Robloxia.
[USERNAME]: oh uhm
[USERNAME]: a lot has changed since you were last online
[USERNAME]: its really hard to explain without showing
He said nothing.
[USERNAME]: sorry
Silence again.
Truly the most intriguing conversation in all of Roblox.
Then suddenly, from [USERNAME]’s point of view, they got a connection request from Telamon.
what what what what what what
[USERNAME]: was that by mistake
Telamon ✓: Show him.
Telamon ✓: Show him what this platform is like now.
Those messages popped up a little too quickly in the chat. But whatever, [USERNAME] accepted his connection request.
Oh wow. They’re seriously just became an affiliate with THE telamon. it’s totally like they weren’t freaking behind the screen. Or more specifically, you were freaking behind the screen.
welp, looks like you have to show what this place has become to Telamon now.
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Whenever you join a game, he’ll be there.
yes this is a threat
It doesn’t matter what type of game it is, he’ll still join you.
Especially joke games (Like cart ride into 17 pregnant hyenas). They love also admin abusing in these games as people freak out on the fact that he is, again, Telamon.
if its one of those scenery experiences, he’ll follow along as always. Maybe just chat to you as you both sit on the swinging bench.
Sometimes the conversation you both hold can be life changing, for you but mostly for telamon. Sometimes it’s just meaningless small talk with “how was your day” or “what’s on your mind. Sometimes they’re just him bragging about “his prime.”
Though, stay there to long when he says “he’s bored and needs entertainment”, he’ll somehow teleport you to either SFOTH or any fighting game that had peak Interesting.
He is a quick learner so don’t worry too much about teaching the basics to them about any games.
Along side with that fact, he is also observant of other players and how they act.
He did express his distaste for how often he sees sexualization of… almost everything one time, while you were both sitting on rocks by the golden sea.
but, its rare for them to open up about such topics. They’d rather live in bliss and consistent dopamine, but. They’re not stupid. Far from that. So, he’s willing to be uncomfortable if it ment having another day hanging around you.
Well, he did become connections with you to see what this platform has become and try to “fit in”. Like a gramps trying to learn new slang. So the fact that when he friended you, it said “connection”, he felt confused. That’s the best way to explain it.
He doesn’t show this thoughtful side of him to the public of course. He only did with you, since no one could literally understand his situation. You were simply only to accept him for who he truly was. Even if takes a long time for you to settle into your own absurd situation. Not the real man himself, but the manifestation of the account itself. Personality built on words that their account had said.
But enough of this sob story, back to how he treats you.
he back shots you whenever he can.
Yeah, you heard that right. He kept seeing players who were friends and players who obviously liked another’s avatar doing such acts and thought, happens enough, must be normal.
He doesn’t care if you turn to face him suddenly, he just move and continue. Unless your back is blocked by a wall, then he’ll front shot you. If you state that you’re uncomfortable with it, he’ll stop. He has standards.
If he can’t back shot you, he’ll just stand on your head.
They basically only interact with you.
It’s not a surprise that he is swarmed by curious, confused, and excited players. Of course, a once dormant yet well known account now active. Extremely active.
It boosts his ego by thousands but it does annoy him if the chat is spammed and he cant see your messages.
He says their greetings once in a while to the crowd before going back affectionately bullying you.
People have audibly stated out loud as a joke that Telamon (sometime people call Shedletsky) is obsessed. Telamon won’t agree but won’t deny as well.
They also have a very vague idea on who Shedletsky is. Sure they can grasp that it’s technically them but, he doesn’t really associate himself with the account. Especially not the real guy.
He wants you to only pay attention to him.
If someone was bullying/toxic to you, he’ll happily target them in every way he can. Sure he can get kicked from the game he didn’t give two shits as long as he isn’t banned.
It feels like sleeping while he’s banned. But there’s also a slight guilt when he “wakes up” for the fact that he was not able to contact you for however long his ban was.
If he ever gets a ban for more than 1 month, he’d die a little inside. If it was for more then a year…
He also doesn’t like it if you start to focus on a new stranger for a little too long in a game. He just might to accidentally kick them from the experience. Saying that “oh, they must’ve simply disconnected. What a shame.”
If you’re playing with your friends and you seem happy enough, he’ll reluctantly be less annoying and all up in your face. They’ll still follow you around like a lost puppy though.
Catch him in a game without you, probably pwning everyone in sight. He sounds normal but his dialogue has a little undertone of annoyance. It’s hard to tell with how unbothered he sounds at all times.
Sometimes calls you loving nicknames as a way to catch your attention. like the stereotypical “dear”, or “sweetheart”
He really likes showing off.
Whenever you spectate him in a skill based game, he’ll do everything to try to impress you.
And if you have a cosplay of telamon. I personally think they’ll just start spewing out compliments.
Telamon ✓: Telamon finds your eagerness of your appreciation towards him, heart warming.
Telamon ✓: Of course, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
He enjoys head canon designs, seeing that he is perceived as a god in the modern times.
But gets real jealous if you talk about a telamon cosplayer’s avatar a little too long for his liking. Why fawn over wannabes when you can have the real thing beside you
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Re: jesus christ man
i talk way too long. but i did have fun writing bro. its totally not like im biased or anything
Internet Findings: OHHHHH YEAH I CAN! Cool skin ngl [END SEARCH]
🔫 - Oh Wranglerkit, the outlaw of the desert and the sharpest shooter you know of. You might as well call him a dead eye the way he shot straight through your heart though, because boy was he quick!
💥 - Make no mistake, Wranglerkit may still present himself as a tougher, more deadpan cowboy that sometimes seems like he shoots first and asks the more health related questions later, but that couldn't be farther from the truth when it comes to you. He's like putty, melting into you when he comes back after a long day.
💫 - "Been a rough one without ya, darlin'." Wranglerkit sighs into your arms after a grueling day at The True Eye, his nerves shot and his mind reeling to just take a much needed break. Oh he'd take that break alright, holding onto you as he closed his eye and drifted off to somewhere more peaceful.
💚 - He calls you darling, sweetheart, dearest, sunlight, partner in crime, love, and sugar. Yes, he has a faint accent for this and no I'm not apologizing for it at all. He calls you "Sugar..." when he returns from a phight, looking full well angered by his teammates before he softens up around the edges to not worry you. Much, that is.
🔷 - He's more apt to show you around The Lost Temple as a whole, just be careful not to stray too far off from his side though... The desert is a bit of a maze to traverse through without a suited guide to help you. Lucky for you though, he'll make sure you're properly adjusted to look around in it.
🔫 - He likes to dance with you, doesn't matter which to him as long as you're having fun and letting loose every once and a while. He'll hold you close as you two sway and turn as music filters around you both, making the dat drift away to the background as if you both were the only things in the world.
💥 - He does in fact tilt his hat whenever he completes something for you, force of habit really at this point. While he's gotten better at it as time goes on though / the longer you both are together, he probably still does it every once and a while for fun.
💫 - He thinks drinking coffee with you (or another warm beverage if coffee isn't your style) while the sun rises is the best date you two could go on. Even if it isn't really a date, it's still something relaxing that he likes do to with you if you're up.
💚 - Streaks of gold and sky blue dance in the air, as the remains of the night start to retire and give way to the early morning sun. Wranglerkit lets the hints of a smile on his lips, hand holding yours as his other hand was currently engaged with a cup of coffee, smoke plumes rising up. This felt like home.
🔷 - He's a bit more open when it comes to affection and the like. Wranglerkit likes to hold your hand, rest it on your shoulder, and wrap it around you. He gets a bit embarrassed from a kiss still though, but he makes sure to respond in kind for ya.
🔫 - If you cheer him on? He gets a little more brazen with his shots against the opposite team, and may even send you a wink (or is it a blink?) if he wins. He does find it cute that you wish him good luck whenever he goes for a phight, or just when he's up against a hard match.
💥 - Wranglerkit trusts you so much, you might even be the only person that is allowed to more openly see what lies underneath his eyepatch, leaning into your touch as if you're the healer to his wounds and he's the regular Inpherno with a more action oriented gear.
