hi. i am the local goblin

✧ huge lesbian ✧ i have a houseplant named peter. books are fucking great. my headphones broke again. where the fuck is my cereal? music. music is great

[seashellronan]

just know that every single second of my life i am channelling troy bolton singing bet on it my whole life aspiration is to reach that level of pure unadulterated drama and that’s all you need to know about me

[lesbianshepard]

LGBT stands for Lets Guillotine Billionaires Together

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

[prokopetz]

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

[travelouswench]

Rasputin in my Heart: Russia’s greatest love machine.

[eunnieboo]

oh to be a cat witch, accepting a rose from the cute florist in town

[vkelleyart]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE DRAGON BOY!! 🎉🎂❤️

I felt like some joyful Snowbaz was in order, so here’s a little pride-ful illustration to celebrate the day!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud PLEASE google image search the green humphead parrotfish. PLEASE.

betrayed by my own unquenchable thirst for bad knowledge

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh fuck fuck fuck FUCK for some reason in never occurred to me that they could be larger than like, a tuna fish but

this is a whole ass manatee 

i loathe her

[phils-cornflakes]

wha t t he f u c k

[eunnieboo]

height difference

[margotdaily]

Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair, 2013.

[whenlive]

[elijah-would]

[dehaansome]

 #these dumb videos were as much of my childhood as the real harry potter was

[kitsunecoffee]

Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts 

[dinojay]

WHY DID THAT NOT HAPPEN.

[rudolph-the-red-knows-rain-dear]

[devanshe-deactivated20210128]

I MADE A SPACE CAT

[russiawave]

[papabay]

hijabi knight 🌙

[penguintim]

[yourcoffeeguru]

[sakura-haruka]

[queercbc]

Modern Star Wars by @thisuserisangry