Lawful Lesbian

Doodle ~ He/They ~ 23 ~ inconsistent when it comes to trigger tagging Voted #2 Martyn Fan

[doodlelesbians]

Here is my commissions page! Always happy to discuss in DMs if you have questions! Contact me here or on Discord under the username: doodlelesbian I appreciate any reblogs to boost!! Thank you so much!!

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[sexybritishllama]

i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote

i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[neo-sexane]

love when a character goes stop it, you’re hurting me because like. you can tell that they sincerely believe the other person cares for them and their well being. there’s a certain level of trust imbued in that statement, but it’s shaky. it’s under tension. the whole you’ve chosen to do this to me but i still have faith that you’ll stop when it matters, even though you’ve already crossed a boundary is just rlly rlly good. especially when you then get to see that naivety shatter.

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[d-um3y]

Space girl

[mammutblog]

robin senior robin junior squad

[godmademewithoutarms]

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

[grinnersmiler]

I love it when grieving characters start adopting the features of a person who has died, wearing their keepsakes, adopting their mannerisms, speaking like they did. letting the dead live through them as if they never left, as if they never died. Plus points if they start losing who they are in the process, one life for another, in a way.

[hot-coco]

Biblically accurate Squirrel Girl

[5starchili]

More Doreen!

[tsunderrated]

okay here’s the thing

Keep reading

[hot-coco]

The unbeatable Tippy-Toe!

And Squirrel girl too, I guess

[biotinbear]

~4~ Quick Draw: Doreen and Tippy-Toe having a snack.

I nearly forgot the tail when drawing.

[wankadoodles]

who run the world? SQUIRRELS

[xenosagaepisodeone]

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

[notaplaceofhonour]

a ring camera is like if a mezuzah was evil

[notaplaceofhonour]

hear o neighborhood you are being surveilled