for you, the world, phil.

sideblog for mcyt shipping, no /p here.

[philzablade]

[philzablade]

😌

[wolfythewitch]

[ and the universe said you are not alone. ]

[peachy-rambles]

Techno and Phil be like we're best friends. We're anarchists. We're war criminals. We once ruled one of the most powerful empires together. We live together in our gay little cabin, isolated and alone. We share the same bed and sleep together. We adopted a bunch of pets. We adopted an amnesiac Enderman child. We're best friends. We're mutually pining after each other. We act like an old married couple. We ARE an old married couple. We're an ambiguously gay duo. We love each other. We're in love. We're terrified of telling the other our true feelings. We want to kiss the other and hold hands. We're immortal and can't imagine life without the other, and want to spend the rest of our lives together.

[midnightbikeride]

happy (early) pride month!!!

[oceanfatherfigure]

comfort stream my beloved

[peachy-rambles]

[philzablade]

original [x]

[shoezuki]

the ppl who insist on phil and techno having some Father and Son dynamic are cowards that shit has never been there anywhere. out and in rp. technoblade is like old man. they are two grumpy old men who are best friends

[silly-mp3]

this is them

[peachy-rambles]

Me originally: Yeah, Techno is around 7'5". Big and definitely taller than average but nothing too major.

Me now: Techno is 9'8" and absolutely fucking massive. He is big and beefy, and Phil is fucking tiny next to him, despite also being buff and a good 6 feet.

[peachy-rambles]

[qiuuuuuuu]

[peachy-rambles]

[a-nierik]

Not accepting this cause it implies one if them is going to die and I'm not ready for that

[peachy-rambles]

The only valid reason not to compare them to Achilles and Patroclus.

[wiggleworm-art]

just two bros hangin' out

[spa-gogy]

So what I’m hearing is.. we’re getting a meet up and a selfie 😀

Transcript:

Wilbur: -Leamington Spa.

Philza: Ah

Wilbur: Do you think that one’s real, Techno?

Techno: No.

Phil: We need to bring Techno to the UK.

Techno: PLEASE

Phil: That would be pog.

Wilbur: Leamington Spa was the most North I’ve been. Hey Techno, if you come to the UK will you take a photo with me?

Techno: Uh, yeah sure.

Wilbur: Can it go on the internet??

Techno: Ehh, I’ll think about it.

Wilbur: What about- what about if I come to America? Which I’m planning on doing in within a few months, probably.

Techno: Sure, we can hang out.

Wilbur: Can we take a photo together? To commemorate our time?

Techno: Uhh, sure.

Wilbur: *Gasps* And could I show my friends on the internet? My eighty-thousand friends who are watching the stream right now?

Techno: Uhh, I don’t know about that many friends-

Wilbur: I think- well you see- you see, these eighty thousand of my friends who are watching the stream right now, would I be allowed to share it with them? Could I show them a little glimpse??

Techno: Uhh-

Wilbur: (Overlapping) Can I be like- can I flash it on the screen?

Techno: (Overlapping) Uhh, I don’t know man. I don’t know about that

Wilbur: (Overlapping) I don’t even want likes! I don’t even want likes. I just want people to see me and Technoblade being friends.

Techno: Uh, I don’t know about that. I’ll put on like a, like a pig mask.

Wilbur: That’s fine! That’s fine! That’s absolutely fine. Also, then we can call you out if you’re actually 6’4.

Techno: Uh, I’m 6’3.

Wilbur: Oh, 6’3. My bad.

Techno: You see? I’m already changing my story- I’m kidding.

*laughs*

[wolfythewitch]

Hello I’m soft for these two gshdvdh

[minshinxx]

“Aren’t you tired of being nice, Philza? Don’t you just wanna go crazy?”