darling we are

voted #1 most likely to have a bad personality 🤍 sideblog, i probably already follow you

[grindrbooks]

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

cock? like from the john green monologue? you know it's not real right?

[reunitedinterlude]

the punchline to the editing tips saga <3

bonus:

[wizzard890]

the best thing about tumblr is how people put their ages in their blog headers so you can see a post, think "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard", and then learn that op is 22 and immediately let it go.

[philiie]

t h e y 

[surrealpheal]

was watching a random old sims video and couldn't get over this cute little look from Phil

[phlushies]

funniest part of dnp getting sent that heartstopper box was dan having to pretend like he hadn't dissed the show like five separate times

[gmmtheev]

philscare

[phlushies]

i really should block that one blog but the thing is i cannot tell if they're actually an idiot or simply roleplaying as one for internet points

[danandphilfacts]

For many years Dan and Phil have both been going through a British phase. Though many are starting to believe that it is not in fact a phase but a permanent lifestyle choice.

[phlushies]

ohh everyone hallucinating a height difference just because dan's hair got longer/fluffier & phil unquiffed his is driving me batty. (tbh the appeal of height differences is lost on me in general. is it not cuter & more soulmate-y if they're the same?)

dan gaining more confidence and changing his hair and starting to wear platform shoes truly has been a double edged sword 😔 love that for you baby, and you look great, really, may you be feeling yourself always, but can you perhaps tell your boyfriend to stand up straight and roll his shoulders back so that this fandom stops thinking that what is probably a 3-4cm height difference is actually, like, 23? do it for me and my hopefully peaceful fandom experience. thank u love u xoxo

[ahappydnp]

do you think they'll do another dan and phil dress each other as they prep for their tour outfits? (please please please please please)

if they loved us and wanted us to be happy they would

[phlushies]

seeing some beautiful fanart but it depicts phil as a full head shorter so i cannot reblog on account of it going against my deeply held principles and ethics

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[danrifics]

i will sit on anti phan marriage hill until i am proven wrong. i will continue to believe they are messing with you until i am proven wrong

[ratzinmyattic]

Im tryna maniphest plushies for tour merch

[phlushies]

re: the post about that wdapteo moment, i actually think the way phil’s response is quick and natural does exactly the opposite, it’s a kind response that doesn’t stop the flow of the conversation and quickly moves on. hell idk if i would have noticed it as much if it wasn’t for people pointing it out. i think there have been instances of what you’re talking about but that particular one doesn’t read that way to me and i think the subtlety of it is why it’s seen as such a sweet moment, and even if something is just an offhanded self deprecating comment it verbalizes deeper beliefs about oneself and it’s nice to have someone not shut them down or scold you for it but simply counter it with a small kindness without making it a big deal

hmmmm. thank you for your perspective!! i can see that, and don't get me wrong, i really do think it's meant to be a kindness. but to me, i don't know, it's a case of 'time and place!' -- yes, of course it unveils deeper self-hatred in a more joking manner, but the way to counter that requires both heavier conversations and ongoing actions (which i obviously assume they have) and short counters that call attention to it in the moment (which i know you said doesn't stop the flow of conversation in your view! but to me it did stick out) with nothing more substantial to unpack the train of thought that led to that verbalisation of deeper beliefs, again, in the moment, just makes it look a bit like, look, i know you have this problem, and this is my hundred-and-fifth admonishment, and i have done this so many times as to not even bother going deeper into it. it's the kind of rebuke and fumbling support i'd expect to see between acquaintances.

(again i obviously do not think it was meant to highlight the self-deprecation in any way. and maybe this kind of short comment is helpful to people! maybe i should adopt it even -- and i am saying that seriously -- but to me... well. maybe i should just rewatch it a few times and my view will change.)