I got too silly

Hey! I'm just a silly lil guy doing silly lil guy things! I hope you like it here!

[phobicrow]

THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME IM REMAKING THIS POST ERM!!!!!

Hi chattt!!! I’m Max! I also go by Jett and Sam!! I’m 18 years old and my birthday is December 13th 2007!!!

@tw1st3dlullaby is my partner!!! I love him with all my heart and soul and I’m VERRYYY protective of him so be nice to him >:(

I like a lot of things but at the time of making this (3/9/2025) I have a hyperfix on the Uncle Samsonite Series:3333

I’m gonna write more but I’m on phone so it’s hard so I’m leaving this as a wip for now </3

[phobicrow]

The emergency commissions link doesn't work

THATS SO WEIRD it worked when I put it up.... :( could you try copying the links maybe?? if not I could find a different solution

[phobicrow]

I NEED HELP.

MY BF IS IN NEED OF HELP FOR MEDICAL BILLS AND I WANNA HELP HIM!!!! https://ko-fi.com/w4ffle_fr13s https://toyhou.se/37683776.emergency-commissions PLEASE HELP!!!! ILL DRAW ANYTHING!!!!

[dtacore]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

op link the fucking article

[dtacore]

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

thanks. what the fuck

[nightowl343]

What the fuck.

[rocky-the-opossum]

That genuinely scared the shit out of me oh my god

[just-a-little-unionida]

You do need to read more tho, I promise you there is more

[rocky-the-opossum]

I read the whole thing, I'm so confused but so intrigued

[phobicrow]

jesus christ i dont even think im halfway through this is fucking crazy what!!!!!

[itsjulesdude]

Me when I feed the 2 Kipper fans on my blog instead of drawing the actual popular stuff 😗

[zedleaked]

THAT ONE REDRAW THING

[rocky-the-opossum]

TRYING to draw this guy and good god the body is gonna kick my ass

I'm making a small plushie of his bug form so I already know the colors and what his body looks like, the refs are just for reassurance with SPECIFIC colors

[phobicrow]

I LOVE WHEN PPL TAKE CHUNKS OUT OF THEIR REFERENCES LIKE THIS ITS LIKE THEY’RE EATING THEIR REFERENCES AND GAINING THE KNOWLEDGE/SILLY

BUT THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!! I might use your lineart to practice my anatomy for him (NOT TRACING BTW JUST STARING AND USING IT AS ART STUDY!! IM NOT GOOD WITH WORDS I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE)

[tomisartist]

Not only do I have an obsession with Turbo/KC but I also have an obsession with Cinnamoroll🩵🩵😭😭😭look at mah bed

YOU CAN SEE MY KC/TURBO COLLECTION XD

[phobicrow]

YOURE SO LUCKY FOR THAT COLLECTION I WANT KING CANDY THINGS SO BAD :’(

[phobicrow]

I had like the best idea to draw the dandelion crayon from crayola leaning against a wall with a rose in its mouth and I think that would be the funniest thing ever

[phobicrow]

Actually wanna talk about your uncledad post cuz i actually don't really ship them either, but for a completely different reason. Cuz i remember seeing a comment that the creator replied to on one of the episodes asking about jake and mr dad possibly having genes from uncle samsonite since the knight had gotten possessed by him in their first battle, and the creator replied saying it would be an interesting theory. And idk that theory has kinda made the whole ship a bit icky for me [ it's not full on disgusting since not even sure if it's gonna be canon in the future or even at all but for now it just kinda gives me the ick. ]

THIS TOO OMFGGG this is my first time hearing that but just hearing that gives me the major ick like I bet the uncledad shippers would find any way to ship it still if that happened which honestly grosses me out SOOOO much but that’s how ppl are with a popular ship ig.

[phobicrow]

(relating to ur uncledad post, anon because I’m embarrassed)

I respect your opinion and I do think you make a good point… I honestly don’t know why I ship them, sometimes I hate myself for it honestly, it feels super cringe, but I can’t really get myself to stop. I acknowledge the fact it is toxic, but I don’t know, I kind of like angst(?) or toxic ships or whatever… most of the time though, I just imagine it as an AU where it’s not toxic but still mostly accurate if that makes sense. Idk I just wanted to throw in my two cents here because I think AUs can be reasonable sometimes………..

oh yeah ofc!!!!! I respect AUs and such, it's just most, if not, ALL the time, it's never specified if it's an au, so my mind automatically assumes it's in the current canon, and with everything happening with Jake rn??? it's just....... ermmmm....!!!!!!! ALSO you don't need to be embarrassed ab your ships!!! It's to each their own and I won't like, hound you for liking a ship😭I was just stating my 2 cents as someone who just finished the series last night and still had it VERY fresh in my mind, I seen the art all the time on tumblr before actually sitting down and watching it in its entirety but I never truly got the severity of it at all til I watched the series me PERSONALLY I never see shipart of Mr. John (ship name between Father John and Mr. Dad I just came up with bc this ship is as dead as Jimmy rn LMAO) even though imo it would probably be better in canon by a LONGSHOT based on the chemistry already established, and if it's doomed, then atleast it's not doomed in ending with one partner killing the other violently or using the other to get to the other's son </3 EDIT I ADDED A /J TO THE OG POST BC IN THE MOMENT I WAS STATING LIKE, GENUINE FEELINGS BUT THINKING RN IT;S A LITTLE DUMB TO SINGLE OUT THEM JUST BC OF A SHIP

[drchickensv]

he is so cute 😭😭😭

[phobicrow]

HE'S SO SILYL AUGUGHNGMVFMDBFDV.......... I LOVEEEE HIMMMM...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[phobicrow]

HEY IM JUST SAYING THIS NGL IF YOU SHIP UNCLEDAD THEN I DONT TRUST U IM SORRY(/J), IK YALL RLLY GOOD ARTISTS DRAW IT AND I LOVE YOUR ART BUT IDK

"oh if he wanted to kill him he would have! He had multiple chances!!!" yeah and he didn't each and every time bc he was stopped, and it's shown that he likes to torment his prey before he actually kills it, not to mention the transformation of becoming him is very slow and the only reason it was so quick for Jake is bc he was probably brought there so many times that it only made it worsen for him (personal speculation) also even just talking about that, thinking of that, the relationship itself would be hella toxic due to the fact that Samsonite only wants the Bowen's for power, so even if it was "genuine", it would be one-sided, with Samsonite probably just playing Mr. Dad for a fool while Samsonite used him to either get closer to stealing Mr. Dad's soul, Jake's, or both if he got lucky. idk this is just my opinion, don't kill me </3

[limbolanegames]

LIVE LAUGH LOVE xoxo

[phobicrow]

Guys can you tell I rlly like maxdwsignpro

[whole-lottanothin]

shitty thing I put together in 5 minutes

[phobicrow]

Guys I’m getting into the brainrot god help me