Aris

Any pronouns || 21 || 95% phannie acc, 5% go, dbd and other gay stuff

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[dewitty1]

@official-pussy-posts-2

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Pussy Post

[ashcremated]

throwback to the milves <3

[angelzonearth]

felt sad so I made an edit of me and the mutuals running through a field

(@mtskbi333 @head-of-oncology @jupitereatscrayons @ghostongasoline @mattnotonfire @poison-ur-nightmare @astraisnothere @lesbiansforhenryclerval @poopyfart2763 @nadjasolace @dnpcerealmilk @frnkeatsmarbels @starry-bearr @anxietyandpineapples @wolfdnp @punpunstfrancis @imabookloverandafangirl @nonsensicallydoomed @nonononoabsolutelynot @jutsomethoughtsihave @lerntofly8 @lazapp @thephans @lesbianfanfictionenthusiast @eddiesangels @tarotfiend @sillydingdingding @phomophobia @starshroomsofdoom @phangyar @pinkponypinof @phousemouse)

[amazingphil]

DAN AND PHIL REACT TO PHAN TWITTER 5

[phomophobia]

okay bone and shadow netflix series enthusiasts that use tiktok i need you to lock in.

FOR MONTHS ive been looking for THE jesper fahey edit to big and chunky by will i.am (we listen, we dont judge). all i remember is that it ATE and SERVED to the what she do what she do part

yes i know i sound like a maniac but hear me out. i think it got lost during that fuckass tiktok deleting songs era but it mightve been earlier. the point is I CANT FIND IT AND I NEED IT and i absolutely do not remember the author :((

please help:3 i pay in gratitude and positive energy

[purpurussy-deactivated20250719]

*slaps a defibrillator on DINOK* what if Dan and Phil never met in 2009, and instead Dan became a depressed lawyer in a failing comphet marriage spiraling out of control as his career and personal life fall apart under the weight of a secret he can barely keep hidden any more... until Phil shows up with a steel chair..........

read on ao3 (chapter 1/?)

shoutout @jonsaremembers for all your feedback and encouragement on this! <333

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan and Phil with AverageHarry!

[phomophobia]

MR. PRESIDENT—

[phomophobia]

philip michael lester where is my text

[shuploc]

Finished the Viktor piece in time for his birthday!

[cashandandrogyny]

WHY DID THEY CUT THE “my PayPal is [email protected]” EXCUSE ME

[zinphandel]

they cut out the gayest bit COWARDS

[phomophobia]

im so scared of them gays

[phomophobia]

EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[ocean-irl]

Thinking about how Thomas and the Captain are two sides of the same coin.

Both are inept in their chosen fields, but they put their heart and soul into it. Each is mocked by (most of) his peers, but yearns for their respect.

One lives in a world that encourages him to embrace emotional expression and individuality; the other lives in a world that forces him to repress them, stripping him of all identity but his rank.

Each of them is loved by someone who finds his idiosyncrasies charming, even as everyone else laughs. And yet, the pursuit of this love leads each to an ignominious death.

The Captain dies having learned that his feelings are requited, with Havers by his side. Thomas dies alone, believing that Isabelle no longer loves him.

They are a soldier who died from a broken heart, and a poet who died from a gunshot.

[phomophobia]

"They are a soldier who dies from a broken heart, and a poet who died from a gunshot"

[sprucebluw]

Dan and Phill if they knew how to pose

[outofcontextdanandphil]

?????? (Filmed by @moonchair)