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[phoneandchips]

just here to reblog things I like

age: 18+

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

Hawaiʻi is currently in the midst of a natural disaster if you didnt know

Apparently there isn’t much news coverage of this outside of the islands

Towns are flooded, homes destroyed and collapsed, roads collapsed, lives at risk, gas leaks from the flood damage

Haleiwa and Waialua are currently evacuated because the 120 year old dam is at risk of bursting

Mind you that damn is owned by Dole. Theyve known about it needing to be fixed for years and years and years. Despite having more than enough money they refuse

The state has been trying to buy it out from them for years so they can fix it, but the sale hasn’t gone through

Keep in mind that the Dole family were the ones who illegally imprisoned Queen Liliuʻokalani and illegally overthrew the monarchy.

If I see another goddamn person say how sad this is for the tourists whose “trips were ruined” and compare a messed up vacation to people losing their homes, belongings, and livelihoods, I’m going to lose my mind

I am so lucky that my family or friend’s are safe and the few whose houses flooded didnt have it too bad, but so so so many were not as fortunate

If you haven’t heard anything about this until now, I suggest looking into it

The sirens didn’t go off until the flood had been going on for hours. Our state government is spending so much money on a fucking monorail we don’t need rather than fixing the infrastructure.

It’s been the locals and Kanaka doing the most to help get people to safety from the start

I don’t really know how to end this

I just need to know people are aware

I need to know people are seeing whats happening

[elodieunderglass]

Thousands evacuated as Hawaii faces worst flooding in 20 years

"Don't take this storm lightly," Hawaii Governor Josh Green warned on Saturday, as more rain is expected on Oahu and Maui.

[todaysbat]

Above current as of March 22, 2026 (the date when op posted)

This is all related to a massive rainstorm Hawai'i is experiencing that is the worst in 20 years (so I'm not sure it matters all that much about the monorail thing but I don't know enough about the matter and not impacted by it all to have a real opinion about it so not providing any fact checking on that, before anyone asks)

Further reading:

Hawaii urges residents to ‘leave now’ amid worst flooding in over 20 years

People in hard-hit areas of Oahu and Maui told to evacuate with still more rain expected over the weekend

^posted march 21, 2026

Hawaii's heaviest rainstorm in 20 years threatens dam as flash flood warnings continue

Floodwaters lifted homes and cars, causing an estimated $1 billion in damage, and 5,500 people were under evacuation orders as a 120-year-ol

^posted march 21, 2026, with updates on March 22, 2026

Lāʻie residents face devastating flooding from Kona storm

“All we have is faith we’ll be okay… because of this great community we live in.”

^local news station, posted march 21, 2026. As of posting on March 23, 2026 9:45 am edt, they were still showing active flood watches thru monday afternoon Hawaiian time

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[nosferatusnoopy]

everyone reblog this!!

[archerdepartures116]

extra doodle cause its lwk funny

[basuralindo]

"wE sUcCeSsFuLly BuLlIeD a CoRpOrAtIoN"

We successfully submitted feedback to customer service. If you swore at and bullied the staff members tasked with reading reviews and passing them along to someone with the power to do something about it, you're also kind of a dick, and you didn't even hurt the people you're actually mad at.

We successfully did it in droves by spreading the word and encouraging each other to make ourselves heard, which is the part everyone should be proud of. It's a system that does actually tend to work and we should all keep that in mind with other situations that can be affected similarly, such as sites like discord demanding sensitive information and threatening online privacy, or general product/website enshittification, or senate bills, or elections. Keep that in mind next time you're dissatisfied with a change, and for fucks sake remember that there is a person being paid relatively little to get yelled at by you and translate it into something more professional to send up the chain. Try to make your points clear without making their lives harder.

[phoneandchips]

Hi 💔

I’m sorry if this message feels sudden—I truly don’t want to bother anyone. I’m Areej, a 27-year-old English teacher and writer from Gaza 🇵🇸, and I’m reaching out because my family is in desperate need of help.

The war has taken everything. We’ve lost our home 🏚, and we live each day under the constant threat of bombing and starvation 🥀. I’m trying to evacuate my family—my parents, siblings, two small children, a newborn , and my sister who is deaf —to Egypt, where we hope to find safety 🕊️.

If you’re able to donate 💌 or even just share our campaign 🔁, it could bring us one step closer to survival. Every act of kindness means the world right now 🌍🤍.

Thank you for taking a moment to read 🙏

And if you'd prefer not to receive messages like this, please just let me know—I won’t message again.

With love and hope,

Areej 🤍🌿

@supportmykids

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[i-am-a-fish]

why do I have to pay to live in an apartment, this should be free

[i-am-a-fish]

reblogging this because I reread my post just now and I'm right

[whitepeopletwitter]

[curlicuecal]

oh also I really like when someone explains why they did the thing while they're apologizing

I want to understand them better and also if they can analyze their own behavior I have more confidence that they can actually fix it in the future

[rae-butter]

Honestly, I love it when characters relapse. When someone who’s gotten over their anger issues falls into a situation so out of their depth they fall back on their old habits. When someone who’s learned to open up becomes a recluse again in order to cope with something outside their control.

There’s just something so horrible, so toxic, about watching a character grow and then slip back into their old selves in order to cope, bc you know they still care, that they’re the same inside, but watching them hurt so hard they don’t know what else to do brings a sense of catharsis.

[browngxl]

My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.

[random-browsing]

It’s a nice ad from BIBA India with a good ending as well. Link - (x)

[wherda-cat]

Okay, he’s got potential. :)

[ace-marksman]

Look at the glow in her eyes. She may or may not have loved him before, but now she knows he’s willing to grow and change to improve their life together. That’s real love.

[sunder-the-gold]

Reblogging for this version. Even if she’s happy to be the primary homemaker, her husband needs to know the basics. Otherwise, if she falls sick or otherwise has a bad day, they’re both out of luck, and that’s just not fair to a sick woman. Or to a pregnant one.

And this young man steps up to the task! He accepts that he’s lacking in the basic skills necessary to care for a wife, and resolves to grow as a person.

[asphodel-n-mint]

[colorisbyshe]

I do think with news of the ceasefire, everyone should read up on what the ceasefire actually means and what the different phases of the ceasefire are. here's a good source for what we know as of now:

What do we know about a Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal in Gaza?

Ceasefire reportedly agreed, including a prisoner exchange and aid surge, after more than 460 days of conflict.

Some of my initial takeaways are:

this ceasefire is temporary (as of right now, six weeks long). negotiations will continue but israel is not offering guarantees about continued non-violence. BDS remains important. be vigilant, keep pressure up

rafah crossing will open one week after the initial phase starts

israel will release 2000 prisoners

more aid will get to northern gaza, look out for ways you can help

if the second phase is initiated, israel will do a complete withdrawal from gaza. which means the initial phase will not include that. again i say: BE VIGILANT

if the third phase is reached, reconstruction will begin "under international supervision"

nothing is over, even if this is a relief. do not tap out, do not tune out.

pls still read the full article

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[onlytiktoks]

[lezbadeez]

Holy mother of curb theory those are GOOD

See what happens when we do things for disabled people? We get shot like this that's just better for *everyone* AND accommodates for wheelchair users

[muffinlance]

The hoodies are $59. That is straight up a normal hoodie price that is AMAZING

Creating adaptive clothing and accessories designed to bring joy and confidence while increasing your quality of life. Discover products to

[liberalsarecool]

Conservative politics are an incubator for the worst people to manipulate the dullest of minds.

Conspiracy theories give the D-student oxygen.

[stolenavalanche]

We were all told as kids, "don't use Wikipedia as a source." But for the love of god, please support wikipedia. It provides so much free knowledge to the public. It is a public resource. I've seen how fast y'all will fund AO3. Do the same for Wikipedia.

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[todaysbird]

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

[todaysbird]

[business-as-usual-bats]

Everyone: Happy birthday, Tim!!

Tim: what?? Holy shit i forgot it was my birthday!

Jason: yup and you’re 18 so you know what that means

Dick: jason no

Jason: i got you a pack of cigarettes for your birthday gift!

Tim: uhh, thanks but… i don’t really plan on taking up that habit

Jason: wow golly gee. That’s a real shame right there. Huh guess i have no choice but to enjoy these myself. Welp it’s the thought that counts right timbo

Tim: yeahh, thanks Jason…

Steph: anyyyway, i got a cake, your favorite!

Dick: no, gifts first!

Damian: indeed. Opening presents should be top priority.

Duke: I’m hungry and there are a lot of presents so I vote cake!

Cass: …cake would be… nice

Alfred: might we let master Tim decide? It is his special day after all

Bruce: Tim, cake or gifts first?

Tim: cake!!!

[Rolls out cake]

Tim: wow Alfred it looks great! But… and I’m not complaining it’s just… it says I’m 17

Alfred: ? Indeed you are master Tim

Tim: uhh, this is my 18th birthday. We already established that

Damian: -tt- what are you on about, Drake? Just blow out the candles

Tim: but… [sees the banner above that now reads happy “17th birthday” instead of “18th” birthday]

Tim: but… but…

Dick: r u feeling okay, Tim?

Tim: jason u know I’m 18 now right? You literally just tried to give me cigarettes for my birthday?

Dick: jason you did what??

Jason: i didn’t I swear! I got him a pair of socks, white and plain like him. Although thanks, Replacement, now i know what you want for next year i guess

Steph: tim… you’re 17…

Tim: no I’m not! Here I’ll get my drivers license… [looks at license]

Tim: but this says I was born in… no i was born a year earlier than this! Guys something is really wrong!

Duke: dude ur really starting to freak us out

Bruce: tim… i assure you that today is your 17th birthday

Tim: … today is my 17th birthday? Is… that can’t be… is today really my 17th?

Dick: yeah and congrats on turning 17, Tim! You’re finally a dancing queen!!

Duke: just think next year you’ll be an adult!

Tim: ha… yeah… next year… it’s just… i feel like I’ve heard that before

Tim: ha, must be tired. Oh well! [Blows out candles] happy 17th birthday for me, I guess

[business-as-usual-bats]

Kon: hey, so how does it feel to be an adult?

Tim: what? Conner, I’m 17

Kon: no… you were 17 last year

Tim: haha, how could I be 17 last year if I’m 17 this year?

Tim [grabs conner by his collar, whispering]: please Kon help me i don’t know what’s happening

Conner: w-what

Tim [smiling with normal voice]: so are we gonna just stand here or are we going for coffee?

Kon: wait- help you with what?? What’s wrong??

Tim: help me? Conner what are you talking about? Nothing’s wrong.

Kon:

Kon: nothing… I… yeah lets just go get some coffee…

[business-as-usual-bats]

Kon: I’m telling you he was acting super weird

Bart: what you mean?

Kon: he kept insisting that he was still 17

Bart: that’s because he is 17?

Kon: ugh not you, too! He can’t stay 17 forever!!

Bart: conner you can’t say things like that. They’ll hear you. just let this go, please

Kon: who’s “they”?????

Bart: pfft, ever consider the possibility that you might be wrong? It’s not a big deal you got your dates mixed up, you’re totally overreacting

Kon:

Kon: I’m gonna get to the bottom of this if it’s the last thing I do

[business-as-usual-bats]

Tim: hey, has anyone heard from Conner? He won’t pick up his phone.

Dick: conner?

Tim: yeah… my… y'know, Superboy? Conner Kent. Superboy.

Dick: you mean Jon?

Damian: -tt- Jonathon Kent is Superboy, Drake. Who is this “conner?”

Tim: oh, well, he’s… he’s..

Tim: huh. Nevermind I guess. Weird.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Tim [staring at Superman merchandise]: hey ever try to convince Clark to change his suit to red and black?

Bruce: hnn, i doubt the boyscout would ever go for that idea

Tim: i guess not… Bruce do u ever feel like… something’s missing… and there’s this empty hole in your chest. Like someone you loved with all your heart is just… gone

Bruce: whenever i look at this Superman garbage i too feel a sense of emptiness and pity for the world

Tim:

Tim: ha, well, maybe we should sue them for not having enough Batman merchandise! The nerve. the audacity. I don’t know about you but I’m traumatized

Bruce: hmm…

Tim: no dear god Bruce i was kidding do not sue these nice people

[business-as-usual-bats]

Dick: Tim? Tim, what’s wrong?

Tim [crying]: i don’t know.. i feel like everyone I cared about has died before? even though I know they’re alive? Steph… Bart… Conner.

Dick: conner? You keep mentioning him but

Tim: i know you say he doesn’t exist! But if that’s true then why do i feel so bad? Why do i miss him so much?

Dick: i- i don’t know, Tim. But… maybe you should get some help

Tim: this isn’t about me! Something is wrong with the universe! Something is missing! This isn’t how the world is supposed to be. Conner is out there somewhere and I’m going to find him

Dick: tim… i don’t want them to erase you, too

Tim: what? Who’s “them”? Dick, please, tell me what you know

Dick: I’m sorry but I’m calling Bruce. You’re not making any sense, you, well, you sound crazy

Tim: i… maybe i…

Tim: no! I’m not going to let you convince me, to trick me into thinking everything’s okay again!

Dick: wait- Tim, come back!!

[business-as-usual-bats]

Bruce: Tim, please you don’t want to do this

Tim: you’re right. I don’t. But I have to

Dick: tell us what’s wrong. We can help you, okay? Talk to us

Tim: no! You won’t believe me

Cass: try us…

Tim:

Tim: I’ve - I’ve figured it out. This world, this universe, it’s not real! We’re all characters in the story and *he’s* the main character. He’s Batman. If I kill the protagonist, go off-script, then the universe will have to reboot.

Tim: that’s the only way they’ll bring back Conner

Damian: this “conner” doesn’t exist, Drake! You’ve gone insane!

Duke: is Conner really worth killing your own father? Worth destroying a family who loves you?

Jason: yeah if anyone is gonna shoot Bruce’s brains out it should be me! Rude

Stephanie: and what are you gonna do after Bruce is dead and you realize you’re wrong? When you’ve realized you’ve killed a man in cold blood

Tim: then drag me to Arkham or kill me! I don’t care. I can’t… i can’t keep living like this. I can’t. I… it hurts too much. It’s all wrong

Dick: then let us help you. Put down the gun and we’ll figure this out together okay?

Cass: yes… we believe you but… please don’t kill

Tim: i wouldn’t do this if there was any other way

Bruce: there’s always another way. Tim i love you, but you’re sick right now. Please let us help you. I know you’re in a lot of pain but we’ll figure it out. You’ve always come through in the end, and I’ve always been so proud of you

Tim: I’m… I’m sorry

Bruce: tim… don’t…

Tim [whispering]: I’m sorry

[Tim shoots and kills Bruce]

[:::Ti*m]:::

[T//]

[(P)KILL(p)]

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[business-as-usual-bats]

Batman is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books 

published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger,[1][2] and first

appeared in Detective Comics #27, in 1939. Originally named the “Bat-Man”,

the character is also referred to by such

epithets as the Caped Crusader, the Dark Knight, and

the World’s Greatest Detective.[5]

[business-as-usual-bats]

[In graveyard staring down at a headstone]

Dick: hey Bruce. Sorry it’s been a while… it’s- it’s been a long week.

Dick: so as an update, we haven’t heard much from Jason, he doesn’t want to be found so I’m trying to give him space…

Dick: everyone misses you so much, Bruce. We all blame ourselves… maybe if we had seen the signs earlier… maybe… and shit i am not cut out for this. I never wanted to be Batman! I’m just… letting everyone down. I’m disappointing them all

Dick: like Damian, i fucked up yesterday and I called him “tim” by accident. He still isn’t talking to me, he’s angry. At me. At you. At Gotham. Especially at Tim..

Dick: and, fuck I’m sorry, Tim just wasn’t getting better. I know i promised you last month I’d help him, I’d do everything to help him get over whatever that sickness was but

Dick [crying]: he’s gone Bruce. He didn’t speak, he wouldn’t eat, he couldn’t even move. He was empty. And suddenly one day he was found… he… he had…

Dick:

Dick: i want to bury him next to you but i don’t know how the others will feel. I haven’t told them about it yet. I’m not sure Stephanie could take another loss. She had been the most optimistic at the thought of his recovery, even hopeful

Dick: this is all so wrong. It’s like this isn’t how this world was supposed to turn out.

Dick: I wish we could go back to the good days. i want to go back to the times we were happy together, before other people started showing up, before Harley Quinn was created, before they voted to kill Jason

Dick: what?

Dick: god it’s like half the time i don’t even know what I’m saying anymore… am i going crazy? Is it crazy for me to want a restart button for this universe? Is it crazy to think that might be possible?

Duke: hey, i thought i might find you out here. Sorry but we really need you back at the cave.

Dick:

Duke: Dick…? Do you need a minute?

Dick: i can’t believe it’s been a year already. I can’t believe he’s gone

Duke: yeah. me neither. It still doesn’t feel real

Dick: no, it really doesn’t… an entire year… duke how old do you think Tim is?

Duke: ?? He’s 17. Why?

Dick:

Dick: no reason. Let’s get going.

Dick [whispering]: I’ll fix this, Bruce i swear. See you soon

THE END