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we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Origami Around
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kaledo Art
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KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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looking at how id add accessibility to the stuff im making like omfg its so easy there is 0 excuse for apps not having anything
for example, the main screenreader thingy with linux has a massive thing documenting how to add support for it to ur application 馃挃馃挃馃挃 most other things are just like a toggle switch of basic features which also isnt hard to implement 馃挃
looking at how id add accessibility to the stuff im making like omfg its so easy there is 0 excuse for apps not having anything
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
More than 5,300 years ago, Oetzi the Iceman was strolling through the Alps on the border of Austria and Italy when he was killed by an arrow
THEY TURNED 脰TZI INTO BREAD
Non binary ? No problem !
flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this
Things to look for in this:
Fish
Eyes
Body
This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP
infinite mango lassi and porridge would be peak i need ,,,,,,,
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95掳C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
lmao i just remembered seeing a tiktok comment saying that "well they banned handguns and theyre still making up 90% of gun crimes" (uk stuff so like being caught with a gun in most places is a big deal no matter what it is) 馃挃
like the one gun type thats easier to hide and theyre surprised its still used lmao 馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃
lmao i just remembered seeing a tiktok comment saying that "well they banned handguns and theyre still making up 90% of gun crimes" (uk stuff so like being caught with a gun in most places is a big deal no matter what it is) 馃挃
making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
If you squint its a pride piece
Some more bre doodles
I HATE HEAT I HPPE SUMMER KILLS ITSELF
There's paint everywhere !!
the way the worst type of nerd talks about it on this website, youd think that capitalism is uniquely accomodating towards disabled people whereas every communist revolution has resulted in the mass execution of wheelchair users
hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.
