Phoxin

The juice of the sea

[mettic]

[meanplastic]

Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up

[mercurysgf]

a shoes off house

[that-twink-over-there]

You left

the package

open

Dave?

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[thathomestar]

guys, tumblr’s off the app store! no more laws! we can do whatever we want!!

[thathomestar]

[homeless-guy-eats-crap]

This is what’d you do without laws?

[thathomestar]

CLOSE. THE DOOR!!!!

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years. 

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

[siacherry]

^^^^ reblogging for the extra info

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

[lokibug]

THE ART JUST MADE THIS EVEN BETTER 😂

[stevetwisp]

[stevetwisp]

[stevetwisp]

[stevetwisp]

[vongulli]

MORE.. DOODLES!!! very silly but, these characters are too fun to not doodle!! 

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Because of its not concerning the white demographic of The USA then you probably wont see it on the news

[dragonwolfe22]

News article:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/19/us-supplied-bomb-that-killed-40-children-school-bus-yemen

[kyotosunrises]

I was actually gonna scroll past this but no. Everyone needs to see and reblog this. I will never be desensitized to this act against humanity…40 CHILDREN…not on this Earth anymore…because of the United States

[localstarboy]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[queenciityconfidential]

Me

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

[drethelin]

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

[shitifindon]

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

[featurelessorb]

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

[thehypnobunny]

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

[lauramkaye]

Bless you for making it scan

[kazoomusic]

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

[kazoomusic]

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

[callmebliss]

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

[laughingmagpye]

@kazoo-goddess , you have a new challenge.

[kazoo-goddess]

You’re on!

[mxnrique]

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

[impuretale]

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Noted

[gwendolynshepherds]

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

[tomandharrisongifs]

Request:

Tom Holland defending his partner’s pronouns.

[tomandharrisongifs]

Reminder that cis people can reblog this too!!

[stevetwisp]

brainstorm

a bob’s burgers fancomic

thanks for 10k followers <3