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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day

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@phoxin
Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up
a shoes off house
You left
the package
open
Dave?
If weâre all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
guys, tumblrâs off the app store! no more laws! we can do whatever we want!!
This is whatâd you do without laws?
CLOSE. THE DOOR!!!!
Sometimes things in context⊠are better
Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to âwarrantâ a gun to the chest???
Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the childâs grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and sheâll need therapy well into her adult years.Â
Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.
^^^^ reblogging for the extra info
MenĆ
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse controlÂ
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted heâs just Like That
me when im hungry
THE ART JUST MADE THIS EVEN BETTER đ
MORE.. DOODLES!!! very silly but, these characters are too fun to not doodle!!Â
Because of its not concerning the white demographic of The USA then you probably wont see it on the news
News article:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/19/us-supplied-bomb-that-killed-40-children-school-bus-yemen
I was actually gonna scroll past this but no. Everyone needs to see and reblog this. I will never be desensitized to this act against humanityâŠ40 CHILDRENâŠnot on this Earth anymoreâŠbecause of the United States
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what does âmen who adhere to strict gender binaryâ even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THATâS THE POINT! AARRRGGH!Â
NOOOOO OOOOONEâŠ. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
Originally posted by clarabellecow
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line ânoooo oooone⊠adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!â
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no oneâs droll like gaston no oneâs swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
Iâm especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon
Bless you for making it scan
NOW I CANâT READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD
No oneâs droll like Gaston, No oneâs swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For thereâs no one online half as phony, His tinderâs got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony Theyâll show you (no homo) whose trilby theyâd wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! Iâm especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!
âŠIâm not sorry.
never be sorry for this, it is glorious
Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.
@kazoo-goddess , you have a new challenge.
Youâre on!
snatched yo âiâm not like other girlsâ ass real quick!!!
This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.Â
Noted
#⊠technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)
Request:
Tom Holland defending his partnerâs pronouns.
Reminder that cis people can reblog this too!!
brainstorm
a bobâs burgers fancomic
thanks for 10k followers <3