Er, well, since you didnât quite ask @lockedinjohnlock-podfics, I give you:
It had been another slow night at The Wonderful Wonton and John was just about to lock the door when he heard the harsh buzz of the door alarm going off. Turning from where he had been washing the last of the dishes to face the door he tried to hide his sigh as he sized up the new customer.
The sigh died only half formed when he took in the tall, posh, and undeniably lovely man before him. His hope that the man would just order something to take away so John could finish closing up and go back to his bedsit died away in that instant too, because for reasons unknown the man was bent nearly double examining the knob on the front door with a small magnifier. This gave John a first class view of the manâs arse and anyone who would not want to spend as much time in the presence of such magnificence deserved to be sectioned.
John had to cut his leer short when the man snapped the magnifying lens closed and straightened up. âMediocre curry, but excellent dim sum. Yes, this should do.â He said, seemingly to himself, and started towards the counter.
John was caught unprepared by that voice, deep and velvet smooth. He wanted nothing more in life when to roll around naked on it. Before that thought could start forming pictures in his mind, John grabbed his cane from where it had been hooked over the edge of the sink and hobbled to the front counter, leaving the half dried dished behind him.
Reaching the register, he looked up and felt the reflexive retail smile fall away as he took in the details of the manâs appearance that he had missed while preoccupied with his posterior. His face was long and so pale it almost glowed in the restaurantâs bad lighting, set off by the shock of dark brown curls that framed it. Most striking were the eyes, they were some indefinable light color. John immediately wanted to spend the next several hours gazing into those eyes and listing all the colors he found.
John wasnât sure how long he did stared, but the man had had to arch an eyebrow and clear his throat to break John out of it. Blushing, John looked down at the menu stuck to the counter. He was even more embarrassed when he had to close his mouth, which must have been hanging open, and swallow the saliva that had pooled there before he could speak.
Still looking down he said, âWelcome to The Wonderful Wonton, what can I do to you?â
There was a long pause, then the man asked, more curious than anything else, âI donât know, what can you do to me?â
âOh, God. I meant âwhat can I do for you?ââ John corrected, his blush deepening. Â
âInteresting,â The man said, then his voice dropped an octave and became almost a purr. âThe two are not mutually exclusive.â
âWhatââ John started to ask, tripping over the word.
He was cut off by by a thoughtful hum, before the man continued, âWhat is good here?â
âWell, um, as you guessed the curry is not greatâŠâ
âOh, I never guess, John,â The man said, leaning over the counter to tap the nametag pinned to Johnâs shirt.
âThen how did you know.â
âThe door handle, of course. You can always tell a good Chinese place by the bottom third of the door handle.â
âYou canât tell everything though, since we actually donât have dim sum here. As the name says we make wontons.â
âWontons!â the man exclaimed. âIt is always something.â
âYeah,â John said, starting to recover his equilibrium a bit. âWell, they are close. Our wontons just have a thinner shell and are steamed and served in soup.
âGood, I am glad I wasnât incorrect about it getting steamy in here.â
John chuckled at the horrible line and the last of the embarrassment and tension left him. If this guy wanted to flirt and flirt outrageously, well, John was up for that. Oh, yeah, he was up for it. Literally, not to put too fine a point on it.
He dragged his eyes up and down the figure in front of him, blatantly appraising and approving, and licked his lips before he let them form a predatory smile. âIt certainly got more steamy when you walked in.â
To his surprise, it was now the manâs turn to blush. His breath seemed to have grow uneven and his eyes were locked on Johnâs lips. When John licked them again, this time more slowly, a shudder ran visibly through the man and he inhaled sharply.
Still, he sounded confident and completely in control as he said, âThat might be true, but just how steamy it could get depends on whether or not the wontons are as wonderful as promised.â
âThey are. I guarantee that once you give us a try no other wonton will satisfy you. In fact,â and here John grabbed two chopsticks out of the cup on the counter and stepped over to the soup tureen. Adroitly fishing out a wonton, he cupped a underneath it and carried back to the counter. âTry one, on the house, and tell me if it is not the best thing you have ever put in your mouth.â
âWell, it might be the biggest anyway,â the man shot back with a knowing smirk, then his pink, heart-shaped lips parted and John slid the little dumpling between them.
The man closed his lips around the smooth wood and leaned forward, taking the chopsticks deep into mouth and only stopping when his lips were resting against Johnâs fingertips, moaning wontonly. The sound vibrated through the chopsticks.
âSweet Jesus,â John groaned in return and he watched in fascination as the man pulled back. A drop of the thick broth dripped out of the corner of the manâs mouth and John reached out to wipe it away with his thumb. Before he could pull back the man darted forward again to take that thumb in his mouth, sucking the soup off and swirled his tongue across the pad.
Overwhelmed by both the slight and the feeling, John half shouted, âFuck!â
The man nipped his digit lightly, then released it. âI think that perhaps it is time to lock the doors for the night. Wouldnât you agree, John?â
âOh God, yes.â John said.
He hit a button to pop open the register and took the door key out of the last change compartment, all but running to lock the door.
He never once looked back at the cane leaning against the counter.
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