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phrogustus

hello phrog

Phrogtastic! !

phrogustus

Sorry I thought you asked me how I was, Hi kip

hello phrog

Phrogtastic! !

fluffysheeps

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

the-muppet-joker

Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

just-m-0-n-1-k-4

If I see ONE more person say Senshi from Dungeon Meshi should be disqualified from the tumblr sexyman finals because "he's conventionally attractive" I'll be on the news

HE'S A SHORT FAT MIDDLE AGED DUDE

H O W IN THE HELL IS HE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

#all of them are conveniently attractive 😭

goatnurse

are we gonna glaze over the fact that kris starts rotting without the soul

dovewingkinnie

At the ER, let’s hope there’s some handsome doctor babes that’ll get me fixed up! 🤤

dovewingkinnie

d…damnit…!! that man from the backrooms movie…….

Any Handsome Architects Looking For Cute Girls In His Area?

saishuuresshaa

few screenshots i’ve taken

most of them are queen i love that she’s so blunt

kipperdoodler

polish cheesecake

phrogustus

ephermalnexus

"See? You can do whatever you want, Jim."

"This computer is all yours now! Look, you can watch movies, play games, even send me emails when I'm at work! I know I've been working a lot but I really wanted to get you something special. It's not exactly the one you want... but it's the best one I could get off-sale. It works fine though, see? Just uh- don't forget to do your homework first, okay?"

kipperdoodler

shit gets so bad u start dreaming of having one last conversation with someone you never want to see again

teaboot

"I'm a guy but in a way that doesn't register as human" is such a god damn mood. masc for social convention, but ideally I'm a cool moth someone has never seen before and never since

It's my number one goal honestly