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@phrophussys
Welcome one and all to the Ultra Secret Blog!
Here is the place where we discuss prophecies, theories and hopes for the future. Anything that hasn't happened yet. Because anything can happen if one dares to seriously imagine it.
If any of your theories have come true, please tag the other blog @phannie-prophecies.
My only tour prediction so far is that they do not kiss but they tease it heavily to torture us, like im talking they go behind a screen and you see their shadows kiss and then they come back out and act like nothing happened
They do this multiple times and then at the end of the show they're like damn we almost forgot to do something that we can do now as an out couple hmmm.....
And then when the crowd cheers for them to kiss they go Ew thats gross! and leave
i think itd be really funny if the hard launch tour is sort of like an updated tatinof where its like an alternate reality or something and then for one of the segments the audience will have to play like couples therapists for them
GUYS, THE HARD LAUNCH SYMBOL IS A ROCKET…THEYRE TALKING ABOUT PHAN MISSION CONTROL…
THIS CAN ONLY MEAN 1 THING
WE ARE GOING TO BE PHASTRONAUTS AND START A PHANNIE MARS SETTLEMENT
- if it is a tour, it would be their first joint one that wouldn't be About the phandom or current context of their channels (bc TIT was that and it's way too close that phandom culture hasn't rly changed) so it would be some absolutely brand new concept
- if it's a podcast tour, that would mean every date would be a different show? but I wonder how that would differ to the preshow QnA
- I've always hoped they'd do some Hamish and Andy style travel show (which was crazy they even talked about it?? saying maybe that's something they'd do in the future)
- Hard Launch live but only UK like DAPGOOSE??
- we know they love being on tour, but if it's not something tour or travel related, why were they talking sooooo much about travel??? what does "being on their own terms" mean ??? maybe getting people from different places involved (eg a guest for every podcast show?) ?????
- wait what if it's another board game or something similar ??
- lowkey praying for Phil to be a gameshow host like he was clearly born to be ..... Taskmaster but for YouTubers or something
idk actually sick to my stomach reveal it now or SHUT UPPP
the biggest april fool's joke they could play on us is just not posting anything at all. have us on edge freaked out the whole day and then not do anything
okay my turn here are my april fools predictions:
- danandphilcrafts 5
- they unlaunch & come out as straight. they temporarily rebrand as PhilAndDan
- they adopt a fake child or exotic pet. it’s never specified where they obtain a child or animal for this video. (I’m envisioning a bird loose in the phouse while they progressively lose control of the situation)
- dan soft launches a fur suit (phur suit) that may or may not be his. it becomes less clear as the video goes on whether or not he’s joking
- they hard pivot into a true influencer lane by posting kpop dances & thinly-veiled erotic asmr content
- the drop a satirical fake pilot episode of a mockumentary tv show about themselves & it devolves into horror and maybe ends in cannibalism (canniphilism)
making my april fools predictions. we have a couple options this year
kiss picture BUT they put a 😛 emoji over 90% of the photo
fake engagement but it says "he said NO !!!" with like sparkles and shit
another coming out video but this time they come out as vegans. follow up video is an apology for being fake vegans.
"WE GOT A DOG!!!" and it's a stuffed corgi in a similar style to the pheal. they call the corgi the phorgi with the pronouns phorg/phem
the make a video saying they lied and they aren't actually together. the video ends with them saying "we aren't boyfriends we are husbands" and they never bring it up again
they kill us with lasers ???
okay i'm hard launching my theory for the calendar which is fanfic tropes: medieval au, barista au, omegaverse, etc
adding phyuri to the list
I’m scared it’s gonna be Dan and Phil as various (fictional) couples in the calendar
@dnpfall and I are at it again with a bingo board! This time for today’s Phatreon livestream. Play along with us as you watch!
can we get dan to admit he was philslion now.
funniest possible explanation is he never actually told phil it was him and it went on too long. in this new era of truth and transparency he should come clean on podcast.
If these were their costumes before they were out as a couple…. what are they going to be this year
It’s gonna be Bert and Ernie isn’t it
Ok. My prediction for the podcast is that somewhere around month 14 they will take a sex toy sponsorship. And during his ad read Phil will say the word tingles.
phil says the word tingle while dan stares deadpan unblinking and mutters "cherry" directly at the camera then does that little head shake shoulder raise thing
Can't wait for Phil's birthday post from Dan. He's gonna call him the love of his life.
kiss on the cheek selfie within a years time... i'm calling it now
