Grill. Me. A. Cheese.

Ally. Bi. 23. Tired.

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[books-read-in-nooks]

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

[prismatic-bell]

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

[afeelgoodblog]

Loki actress giving a shoutout to the costumer who made it easier for her to nurse.

[deadpoolsheik]

[dezzydoesthings]

I love this beyond anything in my life

[bogleech]

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

[hotvampireadjacent]

meowth confirmed to have all of team rockets brain cells

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was gonna joke about the team cat being the smart one but then I remembered that he’s a pokemon who learned English through eavesdropping and sheer force of will and is therefore a genius.

[carolinskyy]

He was just like “hmm today I will learn english” and he did

[brucebocchi]

colorblind pride flag just dropped

[deadbeatmaker]

being on tumblr with bad wifi is like seeing a picture captioned “girlboss 🥰🥰🥰” and then you wait for it to load and it’s a 50 year old man

[free-range-tiddies]

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

[video-store-clerk]

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[gamebiadvance]

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

The moment that man started speaking -

[satancheeto]

Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania

[briagain]

Sir speaks in cursive

[catchymemes]

[bisexualcrises]

snl won’t be funny tonight because they won’t mention how memes about how a gay angel from the show supernatural went to mega hell after he told a homophobe that he loved him were how thousands if not millions of people found out about the US election results and the news about putin possibly stepping down.

[bisexualcrises]

nvm yall he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !

[thedesecratedangel]

2020 quote of the year

“he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !”

[thyrell]

[nlpyrochicken-deactivated202012]

coulda just stopped at snl wont be funny

[bisexualcrises]

yeah but where’s the fun in that

[boo-topia]

I made some blobs for yall

[pissfizz]

A platypus?

[boo-topia]

[pissfizz]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

[finalfantasy1997-moved-deactiva]

so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blueaugustsuns]

[catchymemes]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ghostscriesx]

consider also

[skinyyismydream]

[perfectalexander]

[lovethythrall]

[tiny-super-giant]

well this was a fucking journey

[mariakono]

A little bit of girlboss in my life

A little bit of gaslight by my side

A little bit of gatekeep is what i need

A little bit of gaybait is all i see

[gunsandfireandshit]

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[weaver-z]

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

[thedurvin]

See also

Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON

[cosmic-microwave-background]