this is no ordinary lamp

this blog is not about aladdin it only has an aladdin cover because it's from when i was obsessed with aladdin and i'm too lazy to change it now

[pickypickypeak]

i’m changing my nick and icon here on tumblr soon. because i’m tired of them lol. shout out to 2019 me for being such an aladdin truther

[aisatsaa]

if only Gyatso had run away with Aang

[depsidase]

[pickypickypeak]

i’m watching elite force and. i’m genuinely sad the whole thing was handled this poorly because the potential was there. the premise of these 5 super/bionic teens living together in a penthouse IS such a fun concept to me. like the fanfics write themselves. the chaotic energy. the daily scenes between them are so funny (even more entertaining than the missions if i’m being honest lol). the main problem here story-wise is that they basically killed the mighty med storyline, which deserved a third season - or even just a couple more episodes to wrap things up before re-introducing the trio in ef. also yes my man oliver is a creep in this. it’s not even the unfunny jokes, it’s that the writers made “weirdly obsessed with skylar” his whole character when it really wasn’t. make these tweaks and you have a perfectly fine show imo. but we got this instead. oh well. either way. i still like the group interactions and i think i deserved 3 seasons of it

my man got mike wazoskid on d+ he never wins😭

[mordogeira]

forever thinking about those posts from japanese 4chan equivalent where everybody was having mealt downs about the cut pokemon, but there was this one guy saying “mr. basculin made it!” and this other replying with “y tho”

[mordogeira]

why is this so funny!!! is it the “[Good news]”, the implications that all other pokemon are extinct now, OP referring to basculin with a very polite “san” or the other guy feeling like basculin doesnt even deserve to live

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[revilonilmah]

Which Poke Fella is your favorite?

[retquits]

reuniclus without its goop :3

[pickypickypeak]

(at my lowest) ok that’s it, i’m watching lab rats

[pickypickypeak]

these kids are going through it

[pickypickypeak]

Might be kind of a mainstream take in the fandom but I think Chase Davenport should be allowed to kill people

[pickypickypeak]

Ok done. My review: The Most Show to Ever. Healed my inner child. Seriously now I had a really great time but please wtf was that ending. I need to know the fandom opinion of it. Don’t get me wrong I loved the family moments. But it was still rushed af like wdym they set off the elite force thingy without explaining it? It read “2 of you have to go lol” and adam and leo be like “oh my god…. ok bye” WHAT. Like let them have a little chat about it??? Also is it just me or was the ep BRUTAL towards marcus and giselle??? Why do I have to be thinking this hard about a disney xd show that ended in 2016 now. Why. I’m watching elite force to cheer me up I’ve heard great things about it-

[autumnwoodsdreamer]

I never liked those posts that reduce the Disney princesses to “girl who overacts about something and dramatically flings herself down and bawls” (super popular in the early 10’s and somehow that’s how a shocking majority view the classics now) but after an Aladdin (1992) rewatch, it’s especially egregious that they ever included Jasmine in that.

This part. This is the part I’m talking about

This is not a woman falling to pieces because her father won’t let her marry a man she just met.

This is a woman born to a life she has very little say in. She has never had a genuine friend (besides a tiger). She is facing a marriage to a man she doesn’t know and doesn’t like but duty (and the law) demands it. So she took a risk, ran away, ran to a world she doesn’t know or understand and when she landed in trouble (serious, serious trouble) a stranger came to her aid. She finally (finally!) made a real connection with someone but they didn’t get much time together before the guards showed up and she had to reveal who she was.

This moment when she’s crying her heart out? It comes after she’s been told that the first person she ever connected with, the first person to be genuinely interested in her for who she is and not what she is, the first real friend she has ever made, was executed… because of her.

She believes a good, innocent person has lost their life because of her actions, and what’s more, it brings home the reality for her that she cannot have a normal life or normal relationships, because see the consequences one little attempt wrought?

[mens-rights-activia]

[pickypickypeak]

I fucking love rain

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[inkedmyths]

The problem with being a Creative Person is I want to create all the things. I want to draw a little drawing. I want to write a fic. I want to write a book. I want to paint with watercolors. I want to paint with oil paints. I want to animate. I want to make something out of clay. I want to sew a dress. I want to play a song on the ukulele. I want to play a song on the cello. I want to play a song on the harp. I want to write a song. I want to write a musical. I want to make a webcomic. I want to make a video game.

I want to do EVERYTHING but I don’t have the TIME or MONEY or MOTIVATION

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.