Why Come Ye Here?

Basically a girl here to quench her thirst for entertainment.

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~Masterlist~

Masterlist for 

Wherever the Flowers Grow Wild and Wherever the Birds Fly Free

{Part 1}

{Part 2}

{Part 3}

{Part 4}

{Part 5}

{Part 6}

{Part 7}

{Part 8}

{Part 9}

{Part 10}

{Part 11}

[africant]

“You are our brother”

[scatterbone]

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[animal-factbook]

[awwww-cute]

[galaxyslime]

Some Turts

[pleatedjeans]

Three cheers for these guys [x]

[blackphoenixincorporated]

This is how to be a good ally.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil

[ladyflowdi]

So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.

By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I don’t have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that I’m in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. I’m beginning to freak out, to the point where I’ve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat. 

So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says, “Ma’am? Don’t be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?” and I was like “Are you serious?” and he was like “There are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?” and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was like “Right on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?” and I said yes.

So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy who’d been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction. 

In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.

[yuuri-katsuki-on-ice-blog]

Please for the love of god yes.

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me: *stares at dog for 5 mins*

owner: u wanna come pet him

me: who me? sure :)

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Just an idea of the puns you’ll see if you follow me on Instagram

[profashionall]

Aww I love this!! 😍😍 

[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[wolveswolves]

[lemonoffender-deactivated201801]

snoof snoof

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[josheeta]

saddest moment in history

[coctugtwins]

i cRIED SO HARD AT THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 DON’T TOY WITH MY EMoTIONS

[rosebelikova]

don’t troy with my emotions

[allthingsturtles]

[crossbeams]

[waluiqi]

hey guys wanna see a pic of me when i was 11

[waluiqi]

[420yearold]

who’s that kid beside you in the picture?

[waluiqi]