Celeste

May we exist like the lotus, at ease in muddy waters.

[vigilantejustice]

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to give grandma a heart attack. (by Steec)

[salssro]

Well at least there is evidence when ur child is killed! You’re a deadbeat dangerous dad!

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

Can you read

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[c4tto626]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

[trashboat]

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

[girlnumbersix]

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

[mrgolightly]

[amy-santiagos]

[thequantumqueer]

[ms-demeanor]

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[snootyfoxfashion]

Mystical Woodland Animal Art Prints by RivuletPaperShop

x / x / x / x / x x / x / x / x / x

[residentgoodgirl]

I cannot believe… they let chris rock get away with this

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

he ain’t lie

[molothoo]

He really didn’t

[periwinkle39]

The real power move here is that the witness gave a very specific and useful description that the police could use to conduct their search. Yes, the suspect was black but he also offered height, weight, what he was wearing and non-racial identifying features. it was THE COPS who took all this useful information and decided to weaponize it against a kid. 

This isn’t just an accurate depiction of how racism works. It’s a specific call-out about racist cops and the negative effect of racism on police work. 

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[henricavyll]

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) dir. Jared Hess

[nicolezaridze]

starting has been very difficult

support the series here

[goddamnitkastle]

[synergetic-prose]

It’s not that clichés are bad, it’s just that terribly written clichés kills the story.

[takashi0]

Tropes. For God’s sake the word your looking for is tropes. 

[collegiate-confession]

[acafethatslove]

[ruinedchildhood]

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