Anonymoth Life

Alec 🌈~gay~🏳️‍🌈 PhD in Physics

[anonymoth]

these are the eyes of one who has had to mouth breathe through the past three nights because of a cold

[mysharona1987]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

[girlmostlikely]

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[discodummy]

Good day at the gym :3c

[depsidase]

[gender-luster]

autism is not a horrible disease that ruins lives and tears apart families. elon musk, who is autistic and an evil billionaire who doesn't pay taxes, has ruined thousands of lives, and whose family hates him, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

[sodeartomyheart]

Dora Jung pigeon tapestry

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[sunb1eeder]

[sphynxxvii]

[clungedestroyer]

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[palmer]

This tumblr shit is easy

[ceruleanfuckup]

Reblogs were disabled so here you go

[thydungeongal]

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

[thydungeongal]

You know what Tumblr, I don't think this one deserves to be found

[nineties-effect]