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oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

jaubaius

Hummingbird mom with her babies

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

akiragatr

ninjakittenarmy

I know the size of the chicks SHOULDN’T surprise me, given the size of the adults, but by God it still does.

pangur-and-grim

these are two full-grown adult cats. but one of them will always be baby

pangur-and-grim

when Pangur and Grim were kittens (despite them being the same age!!) Grim would drag her by the scruff like a momma cat, while Pangur went completely limp. I watched Grim pull her up a flight of stairs like this.

mamoru

if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

mamoru

it seems there are even more problems with this plan than I first thought. learning a lot today

howdacookiecrumbls

what was the problem you had in mind

mamoru

well compared to those it seems silly now. not to speak for the entire human race or anything here, but the way lobsters communicate is not typically considered ideal.

zoomane

oh.

squidwrecker

That'd really,

it would

it'd uh

...piss me off

barin-mclegg

Can we be friends

gaytanic-panic

everythingfox

Surprise

(via)

babyanimalgifs

Little fish eats his foods

(Source)

bunigojade

aflo

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

the world is okay

this duck LOVES pink drink

punkryuki

sawdust-emperor

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

wizardarchetypes

like 32 hours into my drive last month i was talking to my friend about a House MD/NBC Hannibal crossover in which House also figures out Will has encephalitis and he becomes obsessed with Will as a medical problem so now it's House vs. Hannibal bc House refuses to lose when he gets his little claws in a case and House 100% knows for a fact Hannibal is serving human meat at dinner but he first puts it together at a dinner party so he's cornered and he's soooo committed to meeting Hannibal's bluff that he does eat it and Hannibal knows he knows

and he makes an excuse to avoid the next several dinners Hannibal hosts but he doesn't tell ANYONE else so when the entire thing unravels there's a scene where Wilson and Cuddy realizes House knowingly let them all eat people on multiple ocassions and they almost kill him themselves

wizardarchetypes

Hannibal knows he knows because as House is actively consuming a Human Person he makes snide little puns about it at Hannibal while everyone else at the table is like please can you stop embarrassing us why are you being so rude rn

wizardarchetypes

you might think Hannibal will simply kill House but what's he gonna do? Break into his home? Subdue him using lethal doses of sedative medication and tie him up? House is expecting that because they're pages from his own book. for some fucking reason.