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indie priv. sel. Porky Minch. ruled by Psy. permanently archived

[pigmonarch]

            …with my eternal life, I shall see the world through to its end                         until everyone who won’t like me is GONE.

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[twinsmily]

Hiatus

( Well, it’s been a few weeks since I said I was going on break from my RP blogs, both for school and for mental health reasons.

I graduate tomorrow, so I’m finally done with college.  I’ve also been feeling a lot better mentally ever since I took my break, which has been nice.  However, this break has made me think over some things, so I’ve made a decision.  I think I’m going to be leaving the RPC for the time being.  I don’t want to say that it’s permanent, because I still like roleplaying and am poor with committing to things, but I will continue to stay away from the RPC for now.

I realized how much I dislike being in the RPC.  It makes me unhappy, and although I’ve made good friends through the RPC, for now, I believe, my time is up here.  I think it’s been up for a long time, but as one of the longest remaining members of the Mother RPC at nearly 3 years now, I had a hard time committing to leaving.  But finally taking a break from the community made me realize I’d be happier this way.

I don’t regret joining the RPC, because I have had a lot of good times here.  I met my best friend and absolute favorite person ever, Zero / antcmbra here because of the Mother RPC as well.  That alone has incredibly great value to me.  But generally, everyone here has been good.  Regardless, it does feel like time to step away.

I am moving the threads I want to keep to Discord, and if you’re interested in this, please let me know.  I didn’t really have many threads going, but if there’s stuff you liked, stuff you want to keep, I’m happy to.  I’ve been experimenting with Discord threads over the past few weeks and I’ve really warmed up to it.  Like I said, I like roleplaying, and I haven’t lost muse for my characters, especially the twins, but it was clear I had to make a change.

Please IM me if you’re interested in moving threads, or if you want my Discord if you’d like to keep in touch.

Otherwise, I might be back eventually?  I never stay gone permanently from roleplaying on Tumblr, but for now, that’s my choice.  I apologize, and I thank everyone who reads this for understanding.  See ya. )

[dharr5]

The Minch brothers!

These dorks sure were fun to draw!

[pigmonarch]

( catch me only logging on here and posting once every month or so and then leaving )

[valtsv]

good morning everyone. unfortunately for you all i cannot wait to annoy you and make myself your problem.

[7sxvxn7]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Boys night aftermath

[pigmonarch]

recklessinventor​:

The fact that Pokey keeps grinning at him, like he thought Jeff’s reaction was funny, makes Jeff’s expression darken. It disgusted him thinking about how Pokey had harmed innocent people and talked about it as if there was nothing wrong with it. He knows he should be expecting it, and that he shouldn’t get as angry as he does - really, did he think that Pokey would ever regret all that he’d done? That was impossible - but it manages to enrage him anyway.

“I won’t shoot you unless you give me a reason to shoot you,” he retorts coldly, “but after all you’ve done, that reason doesn’t need to be a serious one for me to consider it.”

He’s thought about what he’d do or say if he ever happened to cross paths with Pokey Minch again. Most of it entailed Jeff yelling at him or unleashing his arsenal of bombs and explosives and trying to drill into him that he had to have consequences for his actions. And he sort of expected that the other would have some kind of nihilistic, self-important reason for taking the role in the War Against Giygas that he did, but it doesn’t justify his actions at all in Jeff’s eyes.  

“Why am I not surprised in the slightest that you’d think that way?” He doesn’t even try to mask the condescending tone in his voice, his hands still shaking in anger. “That this planet would be much better off in your eyes if every human on it were dead - well, barring you, the Great Pokey Minch, I’m assuming. Since you’re oh-so above the rest of humanity, after all, besides the fact that you embody every single negative trait of our species.” 

He places the hand not holding his gun on his hip. “I shouldn’t even waste my breath telling you all the ways you’re wrong. You’re so incapable of thinking of anyone besides yourself that I can’t fathom that you understand that, maybe, there are, I don’t know, about six billion other people on Earth that deserve a chance at living. 

And don’t worry that you can’t think of a fate worse than death. That might be hard for you. I’ll dedicate my time and intellect into finding one suitable for you.”

Pokey isn’t exactly encouraged by Jeff’s words.  He may claim to require a reason to, but Jeff seemed like he could be trigger happy if that’s what he pleased.  He’s clearly looking for a reason to feel justified in harming an unarmed kid.  Jeff basically admits it by saying he doesn’t need a good reason.  And yet he claims to be the better person, huh?  How amusing.  Pokey doesn’t fear the threat in that case.  Jeff may go through with it, but imagine trying to justify that to someone who’s actually good, like Ness.

The more Jeff talks-- no, rants and raves-- the wider Pokey’s grin becomes.  His jaw starts to hurt from the smiling.  By the end of it, Pokey lets out a harsh-sounding bark of a laugh.  Whether it angers Jeff or not, it doesn’t matter.  He laughs hard enough to lose his breath entirely by the end of it, doubled over from laughter as he takes in deep breaths to catch his breath again.  After a moment, he finally stands up straight again, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.

❝You are so funny, Jeff.  Have you ever been told that before?  ‘Cause someone’s definitely dropped the ball if they haven’t.❞  Thinking about what Jeff said sends Pokey into another fit of giggles.  ❝It’s kinda pathetic how insecure you are, you know?  I mean, gee whiz!  The projection here is massive.  I dunno how anybody puts up with you.  Especially Ness.  He must get so tired of you!❞

Pokey shrugs, then starts to slowly pace back and forth.  He wants to get under Jeff’s skin as much as he possibly can.  Pretty much everything he says is capable of that, but he wants to upset Jeff, too.  Feel shitty about himself.  There’s nothing Pokey would love more than that.   ❝I don’t think you realize the situation you’re in.  Do you really think anyone would forgive you if you shot some unarmed kid you had to settle a score with?  I know Ness.  I’ve known him way longer than you have, and I know he wouldn’t like it one bit.❞

He stops his pacing then, then tilts his head to the side with a shitty grin.  ❝Best be careful, Andonuts.  You wouldn’t wanna do something you’ll regret.❞

[deianaracrush]

[deathnotereblogs]

I was skimming through fanfics and found this gem.

[jupiterscorpse]

dni if

- you will get mad at me for killing you or being evil or throwing you down a well and calling you bad words and mean names and laughing

[starjasmines]

normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.

[financeswithwolves]

but only to people who genuinely deserve it

[starjasmines]

no i want to hurt everyone i possibly can. hope you understand

[pigmonarch]

antcmbra​:

      “The chances are that they simply don’t wish to be… ‘showed up’ by royalty such as you. And yet, they are clueless as to the suffering they experience as a result of depriving themselves of your presence.”

He’s saying all the right things here for Porky.  It’s just the thing the king needed to be cheered up after all this injustice.  His grin widens the more that Compass talks.  ❝Yes... yes, you’re right, Commander.  They don’t know what they’re missing because they’re scared about how well I’d do.  Of course they wouldn’t want me around for that.❞  He snickers.

❝Well, hopefully they change their minds later.  I’d hate to ruin their experience just because I wasn’t there to spice things up.❞  Maybe he should drop in unannounced one of these days.

[pigmonarch]

recklessinventor​:

“Sorry, Minch. It appears as though your lack of a sword - and popularity - prevented you from joining us.”

Have fun back in Brawl’s boss rush mode, loser.

❝Tearing me down doesn’t mean you’re in this tournament any more than I am.  You’re a marginal player, Andonuts.  A trophy.  Don’t get cocky.  You can easily be replaced.  Besides, being a boss is far more special than any middling role you play.  Pathetic.❞

Looks like someone struck a nerve there for Porky.  How dare Jeff rub it in like that.  Porky would get his due soon enough, he just knew it.  And when he finally made it, Jeff would eat those words.

[pigmonarch]

antcmbra​:

      “I’m certain any tournament would be lucky to have you, sir.” Compass isn’t entirely sure what he’s talking about, but he’s happy to support his King regardless.

The ego boost is certainly welcomed here.  Thank you, Compass.  ❝You’re goddamn right, Commander.  And yet they still don’t want me!  Me!  It’s such a miserable tournament without me.  I can’t imagine Ness is having any fun without his best friend by his side.❞  Sighs.  it really was such a terrible injustice, because Porky was supposed to always get what he wants.  How could he be refused this simple, simple thing?

[pigmonarch]

❝Typical.  Of course I get passed up again.  Well... I didn’t even want an invitation to Smash anyways.  So, fine.❞  Not like he’s been hoping for an invitation since 2008...

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my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater