The Young Bruja

I reblog stuff and post things.

[pikachusvagina]

animal crossing new horizons

friend request me so we can visit each others islands!

SW-5580-3745-8215

I have pears, apples, peaches, and coconuts

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[twitterlols]

[evaunit08]

please dont talk to animals 

[nxte]

[dammitdaria-blog]

[totalparksandrec]

[andrewbelami]

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

[galren]

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

[mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2]

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

[warmbooze-blog]

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

*Jild

[queenbeanz]

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[andrewbelami]

The genre of their baby

[estebanwaseaten]

Easy Listening Baby

[golden-eyedghost]

Smooth Jazz Baby

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

[biff-donderglutes]

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

[deltasniper1000]

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

[inkblotsspot-deactivated2018121]

>tfw no vaporwave baby

[fernhat-official-deactivated201]

[internetopia]

This post is a journey

[frogii]

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

[just-shower-thoughts]

I can accept that people born in -99 are turning 18 just fine, but realising that people born in -00 are 16-17, I lose my shit.

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[bratlincelebrini]

you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[tvgif]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[begavet]

[yamcha]

rick ross comment got me crying lmaoooo

[animatedtext]