Hamlet Appreciation Blog

Where everything gets mashed up together into an oatmeal that is me and the stuff I like. blog formally known as official-calvincoolidge

[sugarfrostedapples]

behind the scenes of sofia coppola’s marie antoinette - 2006

[important-cat-pics]

[forestgreenlesbian]

december……

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[weaselle]

leopard seal topic activated; i am so sorry to my long time followers who have seen me do this like ten times but i just can't help myself

OH MY GOD

That is a monster (respectful) If it was a lizard it would be a dragon.

They can be bigger than the biggest grizzly bears. They are about the size of a horse, just without the stilt legs. And their faces are hiding teeth like this (sorry it's kind of gross but it shows the teeth best)

Here's a leopard seal skull next to a horse skull

they can get as big as 12 feet and can weigh like 1,200 pounds. They can swim 35 miles an hour and eat only meat - regularly eating giant penguins that weigh more than 100 pounds each, and anything else they feel like they can kill. And they're pretty smart. Only an Orca is a more dangerous hunter in arctic waters, and even they usually leave a leopard seal alone.

A seal's closest land relative is a bear, and leopard seals will regularly hunt other seals, making this a bear that eats bears, but built for the ocean. You know, the terrifying ocean? A bear that lives there that eats the other bears that live there.

[drogonea]

[woodlouseandbird]

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

[le-fils-de-lhomme]

We've lost the plot here if you think agriculture is a useless degree in the era of climate change, or that english is a useless degree when the wide consensus is that many Americans are functionally illiterate.

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[newtonpermetersquare]

why have i been disgraced

[probablyasocialecologist]

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

[xwxda-m1n3n-g035-nyahxwx]

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

[loveguts-deactivated20260323]

spring horror is good because of the symbolism of death and rebirth and storms and everything being vibrant but still cold. and summer horror is good because sweltering heat and insects and long days. and fall horror is good because halloween and death and scary movies. and winter horror is good because snow contrasting with blood and freezing temperatures and long nights. btw.

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

[everythingfox]

Happy snow sausage

(via)

[hdslibrary]

Oh no! It’s the Grammar Police!

This mustashioed scoundrel was found on a blank page in a grammar book from 1686.

You too would be driven to doodle if you were assigned a 500-page treatise on the English particle.

Walker, William, 1623-1684.   A treatise of English particles, shewing much of the variety of their significations and uses in English; and how to render them into Latin according to the propriety and elegancy of that language; with a praxis upon the same.  London, George Pawlet, 1686.

[mapsontheweb]

Map of broad U.S regions

[biglawbear]

This is the best one actually I love the overlap it makes so much sense now

[lesbianaglaya]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “public transport system” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now

my friend my fellow commuter, pacing: the timetable is lying to us

[thedankmemes]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[thedankmemes]