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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
au where everything is alright and slimeknight are just characters in a visual novel. also avery's a hypocrite but its okay because his boyfriend best friend doesnt check his youtube account.
tags from @aspenonpawzzz but thank u omg 🥹 this genuinely means so much to me as someone who is really inspired by jen zee and spencer wan as a digital artist 🫶 im so happy my art could even be seen relatively close to the zeitgeist of their talent.
I looooove the shit that's like
"You have the power to possess me and take over my body but you don't because you respect me"
because it can lead to
"I'll let you possess me and take over my body when necessary because I trust you"
and then it can lead to "I actively want you to possess me and take over my body because it's fun and I trust you"
This is my stray sapling baby.
Poison Ivy knew she couldn't bare children due to the gifts she had received from mother nature, but she had a soft spot for gothamite children, sneaking them a basket of fresh fruits and veggies here and there make her feel warm inside.
She thought Batman had an robin adoption problem until she came back to one of her main greenhouse sanctuary hideouts to find a feral black haired toddler eating out of oversized watermelon like it was a feast.
Black hair, wild feral looks in his narrowing blue eyes as the toddler sniff a bit, inhaling a bit as he sneeze out a few snowflakes and watermelon seeds before stuffing another large handful of wet watermelon in his mouth.
Oh, oh, the robin adoption must be contagious.
The first week, she had tried to keep out that little feral robin adoption bait child with her sentient plants guarding her greenhouse, but the child appears like a ghost, stuffing his gourd with her fruits, and veggies, drinking some of her filtered clean water for plants.
The second week, she had tried to capture the child much to no luck, that kid disappears and reappear like a phantom or something..
By the third week, she got attached when she woke up to her nap to see that little boy curled up against her, clinging to her red hair, mumbling about jasmine.
And if she grew jasmine flowers in her hair that day, she answers Harley's questions about it as she revealed her little stray secret that was name Danny.
Her little sapling boy, her little autistic baby boy who boo like a ghost to nobody there while playing with a box, who hated toast bread but loves blueberries pancakes with maple syrup on top, who love spaces and the stars and up above, her baby with faint lichtenberg scar from his left hand across his body and a autopsy scar on his chest down to his stomach that made her cry ugly in Harley's arms after that first bath time.
Poison Ivy never knew maternal instincts harder about 7 months later as she held her baby close to her chest, stared down at Batman trapper in nearly a dozen pointy vines wrapped. The former space museum was a mess full of plants, three and four robins trapped in vines.
Part 2 -> here
This is how egg and minute’s early roommate interactions look in my head
Holy fucking shit y'all.
ok but
Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.
Now this is the Holy Shit
i hope someone makes a joke about mecha man being a mecha for his tiny pilot heheh
I imagine this comes up during the company pool party (as seen in the deluxe edition art).
Sonar: "Fun fact! If a pregnant person swims, they're technically a submersible." Robert, is chilling at the side of the pool: "Uh, I guess?" Invisigal: "Guess that makes Robert his own mech, then!" Coupe: "A matryoshka doll of pilots." (*laughter breaks out amongst the Z Team*) Robert, mildly amused: "I'm not being piloted by the baby, guys." Chase: "If someone opened a Hostess snack in the next room, you sure as shit look like you are." Robert: "Now you're exaggerating." (*loud crinkling sound!*) Robert: (*head shoots up, following the noise*) Waterboy: (*is filling an uninflated beachball*) "Sorry!" Robert, disappointed: "Aw." Robert, realising: "Crap, you're right." Chase: "Damn straight."
Golem seeing Robert struggle because of his insomnia, offers him one of his melatonin gummies. Robert has tried every method except gummies because can’t afford them. So Robert accepts it, trusting Golem.
What Golem doesn’t expect is for Robert to pass out mid shift. Golem takes several gummies just for one night. Everyone’s freaked out when they hear that loud thud. Chase tells them to shut up while he gets help to move Robert to the infirmary. One check up later and the doctor says that Robert’s…fine? The doctor even says it looks like Robert’s sleeping. Chase says Robert’s too stubborn and an insomniac. The doctor asks if he perhaps took something. Golem remembers and a big bottle slides out of his chest.
“Shit…I gave him one of these.”
The doctor looks at the bottle. It’s melatonin but-
“Sir, these are melatonins. Strong melatonins. For supers and beings like you.”
Victor grins and Malevola whaps the back of his head before he can ask.
Poor Golem looks guilty.
“Just wanted to help him sleep, doc. Sorry.”
“I understand. But next time, have him consult with me. SDN can cover the much safer prescription I’ll give him.”
Golem nods and glances at Robert.
“Uh…how long is he going to be asleep?”
“With just one gummy? A day or two. Given how tired he looks.”
“WHAT?!”
And so Robert sleeps for a bit and the Z Team visits now and then, taking funny selfies and messing with him until they get bored. At the end of day two, Robert wakes up groggily and his hair a mess but damn does he feel well rested.
“What fucking year is it?”
Golem looks over from his corner.
“It’s only been two days bro.”
“Fuuuck. Can I have another gummy?”
“Absolutely not.”
My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then
update:
Great update
nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
this post came back to me like a dear son from war, hello ol boy
stuff I like
- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and
- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect
- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me
- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did
- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED
- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes
basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation
Can I add: people getting rescued by their pets.
I also really love when a person gets kidnapped and is utterly unsfraid because they know that a specific person is coming for them and oh boy did that villain make a mistake kidnapping them.
Robert Hero Analyst AU
Robert considers his job as Mechaman to be his real, full time job. Unfortunately for him, that job doesn't really bring in profit, so he had to find one that does. Thankfully, though the Mechaman of today is a one person hero, the Mechaman of the past had the Brave Brigade, and as a kid who's only surrounded by older teens and adults, he naturally heard things, one of which was about a job he was mildly interested in.
Hero Analyst. Their job was to help understand how the super abilities came to be for each individual, how it affects the said individiual, and in certain cases, how to improve the use of said abilities, without high possibility of endangerment.
Essentially, it was a mix of a researcher who quickly studies each superhero, and a coach who sees the possibilities and would actively find ways for them to improve, and Robert, when he does need to team up with other heroes, have been known to lead well enough.
So he applied for the job in SDN, and although his academic background wasn't the greatest (having to stop at highschool to take on the mantle) he was surprisingly allowed to intern, (he later found out that his old friend/brother figure/babysitter Chase Aka Trackstar found out about his job and asked Blazer to consider), so he did his best, he watched, learned, observed, and soon got in the groove of things. Though the already small team of hero analysts disliked the fact he got in despite not meeting the requirements of the job, they did manage to accept him after seeing how seriously he actually took the job and how eager he was to actually learn and work.
They do work close to the medical staff as well, since their job help the medical team when it came to healing power based issues. At first, they were pretty reluctant to listen to his analysis, especially with how word spreads in the office about his sketchy hire, but soon they began to trust him, as although he did make a few minor mistakes the first few weeks, he was quick to learn and was soon able to be accurate enough to trust.
After two and a half years of juggling his interning and Mechaman job (the hero analyst part being a great help to Mechaman job, because it did help him defeat villains faster than usual), he was finally officially hired and got the same salary as everyone else, which helped him deal with the Mechaman suit repairs and actually get decent food for him and Beef.
Then the Shroud incident happened. And the coma. And his fellow analysts were quick enough to realize who he was. He woke up to one of them watching over him, Chase right next to them, and found out they had a rotation of who was going to go visit almost every day. It made him realized he actually did have someone other than Beef who would miss him.
Then he heard the news. Mecha suit completely destroyed, though the scraps found were taken by SDN to help repair it. The Astral Pulse stolen, though thankfully not by Shroud. His speech had gone well overall, though beating up the reporter wasn't part of his farewell speech, it did at least made him feel a bit better. His analyst team cheering him on did help too.
His job as a Hero Analyst is still intact, thankfully. They forced him to do his job at home, knowing that he'd try to go back to SDN building. Visited his sad excuse of an apartment (the medical staff even lent him one of their beds). Got him take out from time to time. It was nice.
Then Blazer visited, and she needed a favor. The new team he heard much about, the one she made while he was still in a coma, needed both a dispatcher and a Hero Analyst, and she needed him to take the job (when he asked his team, the rest just groaned and look at him pitifully). Apparently they were villains Blazer was trying to rehabilitate into becoming heroes, except they still act like villains and most don't really get along with them. But Blazer was all, they're actively trying to change and all they need was a chance and someone who wouldn't give up on them easily and please Robert they need this.
So he took it. It was hard at first. He met them individually, and trying to extract any information from them was like trying to pull a tiger's tooth out. They were at least cooperative enough when he brought the machines to test them out, except for Invisigal, which was apparently to be expected. That left him trying to extract what he could from his time as their dispatcher (they groaned when they heard his voice), which was the easier part, since he already had experience.
It was subpar though, and while they wanted to celebrate, he wanted to push them to be the best they could be.
So he called a meeting, it went as badly as it could in the beginning, because obviously they thought the program was cutting corners, like one dude to be both their analyst and their dispatcher? But he talked, and they surprisingly listened, and after a few weeks of meeting up with him for their weekly analysis and hearing his voice on the comms, they realized he was there to stay.
Sure the jokes and the ribbing were almost always there, he had to deal with them coming up to his cubicle at odd times, and in his analysis office so much he didn't even bother locking the door. And it was nice. Even his Analyst team was warming up to them, with how much they meet up it was hard not to.
So his life was just that, easier to deal with.
Until a certain Fire Elementalist decided to mess it up by apparently trying to broach the subject of courting him. Like honest to god, dine and date, take him home to the family kind of courting.
And he didn't know how to handle that.
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Writing Robert in other jobs au is fun🙂↕️
The Mecha AU from @keferon is still going strong! :D
I had the thought of “what if PROWL was the fish out of water” and I had to draw it. And then before I finished @siomnach had the SAME idea! Same brain cell over here fr check out their awesome fic :D
[The TacNet calculation map definitely took the longest. If you zoom in, there is an actual train of thought!]
OSMDBFHEKDBWISMDBCUJ I LOVE ITT
Reblogging soley because of Prowler's face
Flambert having It’s Affect on me
yeah
Eyyyy that’s me in the corner, just barely on screen lmao
Some of my edit for flambert