me got hte sugr

- I like overwatch, yu-gi-oh, etc - i draw -

[hfsiudfyidfyh9e8r7wqer-deactiva]

Crappy comic thing based on this Simpsons photoset 

[lesbianshepard]

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

[harocat]

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

[hurleyquinnzel]

This is so goth

[seerofmike]

i took 5 mins out of my day to make this image

[melonmemes]

[sourcescreenshots]

[wan-shailu]

Anyone complaining that the shorts guy should be in this image is neglecting that the glock has had 1 shot fired

[gearholder]

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[naruting]

BITCH

[yepperoni]

i saw this mercedes behind me and i thought he was just passing past traffic but i noticed he braked when he was in vision of me and i realized it was because he wanted to show off his license plate 

im glad i was able to see the longest possible yo plate and i hope he enjoyed my short yo 

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

Why do you hate cishet people so much

whats not to hate

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

fksjdcnksjnfjhd

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

what in the goddamn world

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

[aibo7m3]

Let him sing!

[russiansandgod]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

[little-tunny]

[thewildthingsarenow]

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

[zamoskatya]

@karadanver

[palaceofthedeadmemes]

nobody gonna mention how there’s like eight rugs in this video

[princedipper]

JUST GET A CARPET IM CRYING

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

holy shit

[natcritiquescartoons-deactivate]

I.C.O.N.I.C

[lesbianredpanda]

Y'all mind if I

[bluezey]

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

[eeveelutionsforequality]

[draconic-cuddles]

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

[jjbrozier]

And polyamorous, apparently

[succulentbud]

[succulentbud]

another small addition

[succulentbud]

last truth tea

[succulentbud]

[wickedseahag]

gays! clean your room

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[virgoassbitch]

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

[milkhoneyhoe]

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives