bake that vanilla babey

snap: renegadepep insta: ayitskota ill text back within 10 min

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falling in love again with someone whos everything you have ever wanted......sensational

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why is my girlfriend so pretty. like ma’am if you dont get your aphrodite ass in my bed rn

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literally if a girl asked me if she could put her head on my shoulder my dopamine levels would touch the stars

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btw she and I are almost at 9 months in our relationship and I've never been more in love. also she's insanely gorgeous

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anyway we should stop exploring the ocean there's nothing good there for us, we eat half the stuff that we already found, and we already know what waternis thanks

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me, starting a mafia au style anonymous x reader fanfic: do you think, if i show them that, do you think they'll do it some more?

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a development

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me, starting a mafia au style anonymous x reader fanfic: do you think, if i show them that, do you think they'll do it some more?

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oh, to be a young american student learning the art of cooking in paris, buying fresh bread on a trip to the market with the class, thinking in a sinful way about the teachers assistant wearing a white flowy dress in a field of wildflowers

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thinking bout if my crushes on viktor krum and aph russia are connected

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elon musk and grimes really pulled the edgy kid version of "makaleigh" or "jaighmes" huh

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why is it illegal for gays to have a hyperfixation on the church???? fuck being religious, im young,im gay, and all i want to do is pray

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bitch tell me why humanity has to play ourselves like this. we live a beautiful world full of animals and waterfalls and strange phenomena that we cant explain. that’s wild, and gorgeous. all im tryin to do is drink water from a stream, pet a doe, and watch a tornado from a distance, but this bitch of a society keeps bringing me down

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covid-19 is a lesbian because it only knows how to make you want to stay home, eat all your food, make you focus on your hobbies, and u-haul into any new country it lands in, and LIE

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i have NEVER seen and episode of naruto and i wear that badge with PRIDE

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cool sibling moment where your sib did some wack shit and you're just sitting there listening to your parents yell so youre like

cause its soundin a lil dicey out there but it was some wack shit so youre also like

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sweeping a floor correctly is a TALENT not a skill and it CANNOT be taught

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ww3?

ummm theres only one war

the skeleton war

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Free oil baby!

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no more war!