[cottoncandylesbo]

a newgrounds user has just posted a flash animation with one devious twist: it's racist

[ellienamored]

(to someone on the bus who i've never met before but seems kinda shy) well, well, well. why the FUCK are you showing your face here again? (i look furious for a second, and then start beaming and punch them on the arm) ahhhhh, just MESSING WITH YA!!! HAHAHA! THAT'S MY GUY!!! Seriously, though, what business do you have coming back to this town, you lying freak? i TOLD you what'd happen the next time i saw you. a BIG HUG!!!! YAY!!! (i do not hug them) now, are you buying or selling? buying or selling, bud? we've got like ten seconds here. are you buying or selling???? no you can't say neither we've gotta move a lot of cargo here before we get married

[ellienamored]

[molsno]

"They hate us! They'll never be happy in a universe where you're happy too. So let's run! If they don't want us to be part of humanity, we don't need their cradle either!"

[keithstack]

[calista-222]

Same old (uh young?) Sonic 👍

[stars-and-bards]

Flirting with Wilma and Ianthe!

[fatestayyuri]

La Femme blessé.

[56k-modem]

[sayahomu]

heaven will be mine dump!

i love drawing with crayon on decade-old printer paper it's my lifeblood

[sayahomu]

happy 2024 :)

[ligbi]

So there was a french animated film about the friendship between Icarus and the Minotaur last year and I was supposed to hear about it on the bird app?

I mean it’s literally not streaming anywhere yet nor does it have a home media release at this time but I would like to get hyped in hopes of one of those things happening eventually.

It has a good style! I would like to see the tragedy! 

[speedlimit15]

i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

[speedlimit15]

it’s just not possible.

[speedlimit15]

i take back every bad thing i ever said about this website

[hobbies306540111]

women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

[endangeredlove]

;___;♡♡♡♡

[mothric]

genuine question from someone who would rather chew their arm off than go to a public gym, and also doesnt have a lot of money: how do you safely get into strength training? are there youtube channels, apps (android), etc anyone recommends that makes it approachable and don't lean into diet culture / body shaming?

also the biggest thing that keeps me from working out is that I already have joint and spinal issues and moving the wrong way can fuck up a knee or a shoulder or my spine for days. I really don't want to injure myself, and have unwittingly done so before. resources that are extremely clear on exactly how to move and offer gentler / alternative ways to move for people with limited range are vital.

[feenyxblue]

Okay, so this may not technically be strength training, but muscles are dumber than bricks and cannot tell the difference between your own bodyweight and actual weights.

So, may I recommend:

Hybrid Calisthenics

Hey everyone! My name is Hampton and my brand is Hybrid Calisthenics. You can find me by that name pretty much everywhere on social media.

He runs a YouTube channel where he goes over how to work your way up to more complex exercises (for instance, his pull-ups videos start with using a door jamb and moving your weight back and forth) so it's good for easing yourself into things.

[bundibird]

You also don't have to fork out for expensive weights and such if you don't want to/can't. Substitute with stuff you either already have at home or can get from the supermarket and build up the weight you can exercise with. 500 gram cans of butter beans then 750 gram bottles of pasta sauce. 1 litre drink bottle then your 1.5 litre milk bottle. 3 litre bulk-buy bottle of laundry detergent. Etc. One of my dogs weighs 13 kilos and I pick her up on the regular (to her delight). One weighs 16 kg and I pick him up too (to his consternation and mild disapproval). You don't have to fit out some fancy home gym before you can start strength training.

[theygender]

I second Hybrid Calisthenics, that's the program I use. It's run by one guy who's taken it upon himself to make exercising more accessible and it's completely free! Each exercise has different variations based on your ability and each variation is further divided into different levels of difficulty so you can work up to where you want to be. If you can't do a single push up for example then this program will help you work up to the point where you can, and if you're a master of push ups then there are more advanced body weight exercises you can tackle so you can keep moving forward in your training without stagnating. The routine offers a full body workout with absolutely no equipment required for the beginning levels. The only reason you would need to buy anything is if you want to work up to a full pull up, at which point you would need actual pull up rings

Here's his actual website which I feel is easier to navigate than the YouTube channel on its own and organizes things in a way that's easy to understand. He explains everything you need to know about the routine and each individual exercise has both a text description and a video tutorial

Hybrid Calisthenics

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

[afronerdism]

We laugh but this is so fucked up lol

[santaclausdeadindian]

its a tan

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Wow that’s crazy, so brave of a take.

However:

What 'Blackfishing' means and why people do it | CNN

The term “Blackfishing” describes behavior by White people – often entertainers or social media influencers – who appear to be imitating the

Ariana Grande 'Asianfishing' Controversy Explained

The pop star's appearance in new photos has been questioned.

Ariana Grande accused of 'Asianfishing' in new photos, praised by Oli London for looking 'cute and oriental'

Ariana Grande was accused of “Asianfishing” after photos of her surfaced on the internet in which she appeared to have different facial feat

Furthermore, a girl the shade of a piece of printer paper making herself the same shade as Minaj is not simply “tanning” at that point.

And during her asianfishing arc she was almost constantly wearing an ascot very rem is corny of korean airlines uniforms.

And in the top left photo she edited out her upper eyelid so she’d look like she had a monolid. Come on now.

[drilsouls]

(x)

Miyazaki: “[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks”

[drilsouls]

@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki: why did you just, like… accept that?

[hellsite-yano]

[wizardgender]

oh I assure you he’s been doing it well before ponyo

[cryptotheism]

My friends. This post is about Hidetaka Miyazaki, lead developer of Dark Souls not Hayao Miyazaki.

This is the giant boob lady in question.

[hottest-girl-around]

[icaroid]

[luna-terra voice] oh my god theres so many tops in space