lines of returning geese

I used to comment as JJ on AO3! 

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[linesofreturninggeese]

[buck1eys]

trying to work out who would be the weak link at the fellowship garden barbecue. obviously not sam, frodo doesn't really cook but does bring a huge amount of expensive cheese and wine from bilbo's cellar so he's out. merry and pippin exceed expectations which are admittedly low. boromir and gimli bring insane quantities of meat and spend the whole time at the grill cooking it and flexing, which is befitting of these kind of things. might be legolas but i think he would bring a lot of mushrooms, herb marinades, salads etc which is a good balance which unfortunately leaves mr six pack and trail jerky aragorn son of arathorn. (gandalf arrives late with dessert)

[ministarfruit]

doodled this post because I couldn’t stop thinking about aragorn just pulling up and nobody knows where he got any of that. neither does he. where is he? what is he holding?? don’t ask him any more questions

[faithful-grigori]

”#I THINK op meant a modern day barbecue but I kept laughing so I drew this instead, #hope you don’t mind me jumping on your post!, #been thinking about lotr lately and this gave me an excuse to draw the fellowship”

[lamignonette]

[asomebunny]

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

[echoingcave]

Has anyone else thought about how Rosharans/Vorins would absolutely hate atium for it letting you see the future? It would probably be seen as bad luck to even own this "Voidbringer metal"

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[kilncreatures]

forest dogy

[hateusandseeifwemind]

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[oldenglishtextposts]

min betst freond lin min eaxlgestella bæst min gemaca wull min fæger sweostor godwebb

[confused-stars]

Dalinar: I happen to have a circus, and these other people's monkeys seem skilled and loyal, so I will be taking them and giving them a better job.

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[sepdet]

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[graveyardrabbit]

what if I just kept driving?

“Who Laughs Last” — Lord Huron (ft. Kristen Stewart) // State Route 33, Lenexa, VA (my photography, 06/13/2025) // Sparrow Hill Road by Seanan McGuire // Highway Service Warning Sign by Paul Giamou // List of Longest Highways, Wikipedia // Alpine Road, La Honda, CA (my photography, 09/14/2025) // Thin Places Radio, [031] the wrong turn.

[slaygentford]

guys having a cold this week has led me to reading a bunch about religion idk. but im curious about this population of tumblrinas

I consider myself

follower of an organized religion

"recovered" follower of an organized religion, now atheist or agnostic

spiritual -- there is one single organizing universal force

spiritual -- polytheistic, wicca...

spiritual -- "there's vibes out there but idk what"

culturally religious (whatever this means to you)

atheist

agnostic

more than one of these

other

Voting ended onJul 19

obv this is rough and informal but these are the categories that have come to mind after my silly little deep dives...

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?