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its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

batneko

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

lizardlicks

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

art by Daviddv1202

dawen

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

rewatching tua s1+2 and i am reminded how fucking good the song choices are

like some of you people need your asses ATE because you've done that good a job

#tua #tua season 1 #tua season 2 #music

fantasmadelaciudad

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

fantasmadelaciudad

like this shouldnt be possible.

sillyspirit

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

lizardsister

jerma lives there

wanderingcoasties

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

striders

fandom playlists used to be full of songs from florence and the machine’s 2009 album “lungs.” we used to be a society

pineappleicelostmary

there used to be such a sexy diego hargreeves x reader/oc (sort of) smutty fic on here but i can never find it, the premise was they played a sort of cat n mouse game thing but reader was a vigilante as well n she had powers where she felt emotions n manifested them into physical apparitions. does anyone have anything like this saved i legit have 5 years of likes to go through help

pineappleicelostmary

I FUCKING FOUND IT GOD IS GOOD ANYTHIBG I SAID ABOUT SUICIDE IS A LIE

💬 26 🔁 168 ❤️ 1310 · alight with the lights out | diego hargreeves x reader [tua] · A/N: Thank you for all of your interest after I posted

mavigation

this person has so many all timers it’s insane

mynowherenothing

one of my favourite tweets ever

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

pineappleicelostmary

unpopular opinion but i'm really not enjoying the 'a good girl's guide to murder' series. i've reread the first two books over the last week and have just started the first and i know that a show can't stay 100% true to it's respective book/books but book jamie reynolds and show jamie are two completely different characters, then pip deciding to investigate into jamie's disappearance being really different as well, stanley forbes not being a journalist which was central to his and pip's "relationship" for want of a better word the relationship as well as the relationship between max hastings and his mum. the first season was really rushed and not 100% true to the book but again, that is expected but considering holly jackson worked on this season you'd expect it to be more like the original 'good girl bad blood' book.

pineappleicelostmary

i've been thinking as well, where is ant? and why have they replaced him with max's cousin?? but also the geography of little kilton-i live near ish where the books are set and then they talk about a party being set in the 'caves' and as seen from what i assume is a drone shot, instead of it being a typical small uk town it looks more like a village and there's a massive fuck off lake which considering it's a crime fiction series you'd think that would have been mentioned as is the woods and the river and the common. final query for now, why would nat da silva refer to andie bell as 'her friend' in the trial?

-1.5 eps left, one thing i will say is that whoever is in charge of music deserves such a massive raise they have truly knocked it out the park

#agggtm s2 #agggtm spoilers #good girl bad blood

unpopular opinion but i'm really not enjoying the 'a good girl's guide to murder' series. i've reread the first two books over the last week and have just started the third and i know that a show can't stay 100% true to it's respective book/books but book jamie reynolds and show jamie are two completely different characters, then pip deciding to investigate into jamie's disappearance being really different as well, stanley forbes not being a journalist which was central to his and pip's "relationship" for want of a better word as well as the relationship between max hastings and his mum. the first season was really rushed and not 100% true to the book but again, that is expected but considering holly jackson worked on this season you'd expect it to be more like the original 'good girl bad blood' book.

#agggtm #agggtm s2 #agggtm spoilers #holly jackson

psa if a bartender/server/etc is being a bitch to you chances are you are being so incredibly fucking stupid

#nightclub #bartender #get me out of this shithole #please