Shit you'll most likely hear the signs say
Aries: fight me you little bitch
Taurus: shut up i can't eat with you talking
Gemini: omg i only got like 20 messages today
Cancer: i cry when i'm angry ok *cries*
Leo: i swear to god if you touch my hair one more time i'll kill you
Virgo: hello, please disinfect your hands
Libra: guys calm down it's alri-SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU
Scorpio: i want to strip so bad right now
Sagittarius: come on, live a little
Capricorn: i hate the system and i hate you all
Aquarius: i can't help it that people don't understand me
Pisces: what do you mean you don't believe in horoscopes wtf















