Pinesfamfan

90's kid| Billdip, Tomarry, and MCU aficionado|Writer|Sometimes I finish fics

[tswwwit]

They would 1000% do some Escape Room Bullshit as foreplay

[sylviida]

Some fanart I did on The Book of Bill release wave but never posted. (It was my first time drawing them. yeah...)

[clawedbutnotdead]

hi wade dose Logan love belly rubs?

i think wade will be occupied for a while. full pic:

THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!! it was really fun to draw hehehe

[depsidase]

[duckworks]

Weirdly, everytime I see a reference to the ICE List link being blocked, it never includes the link to the list. Click here.

[depsidase]

thank you for posting the link.

[pinesfamfan]

"Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story" came up on my playlist yesterday. Hearing that song inspired me to listen to Six: The Musical. And I started crying on the way in to work this morning; not because it was Monday morning and I was going to work, but because that combination of songs made me question how many amazing women's stories were never recorded, simply because they were women and deemed unimportant.

[casarole76]

[corndog-patrol]

let's put it on the calendar!

[pinesfamfan]

I nominate June 18.

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[hopeless-eccentric]

if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills with my first two wishes, my third wish would be that sabrina carpenter would get gradually taller. she'd be in on it and think it was hilarious. we'd have a strong cap at 7 feet here, maybe an inch a week so people have time to theorize--let's not be ridiculous. but she'd still keep up the "ooh! im so little and small!" schtick. but shed be gradually getting taller. she'd be like 6'1" and still jumping for the microphone. and she'd never say anything about it. and if anyone asked shed act like she had no idea what they were talking about. and shed cheekily play into it a little bit but mostly still keep up the "ooh im so little and small" schtick. do you see my vision. do you get it

[hopeless-eccentric]

ok and so if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills in one wish i would do the sabrina carpenter thing second and third i would wish for all evidence of one random taylor swift song to disappear from the world once every month or so. taylor would have no memory of it. her fans would remember it and there would be an outcry over where it went (it's not even in concert videos anymore!) but taylor would have no memory of it

instead, all her brainspace spent on that song would be replaced with the vivid memories of roman gladiator, taylaurius velox. she's able to hide this at first, but her music begins to take on a gradually romaner and romaner tint. at first, people are like "damn, she's getting REALLY conservative, huh" and other people are like "wow, she's so deep, she knows what a rubicon is" but eventually travis kelce leaves her out of nowhere (he wasn't sure if dating someone possessed by a roman gladiator made him gay or not and anyway he was getting sick of being like "we're going to play the lions" and taylor being like "LIONS? WHERE?") and taylor publishes an entire brutus themed album about this betrayal and it's beginning to weird people out

and so eventually travis kelce is getting like, bomb threats sent to his family for leaving taylor and eventually he's like "okay, okay, i left her because she kept having all these vivid nightmares of gladatorial combat and she kept saying that football was giving her the ick because we never actually killed anybody for the glory of rome" and then he just gets more bomb threats because he left a struggling woman during a mental health crisis

and eventually taylor is writing music about her forbidden roman senator lover and her fanbase is either whittled WAY down or WAY up because people want to watch this trainwreck happen (or maybe she influences culture so hard that we're just all really into rome now) but she's being super cagey about the name of this roman senator. until. and now here's the twist:

weird al has been getting all of the same vivid memories of taylaurius velox. and he still has all his memories of her old songs. so he's writing all these detailed song parodies of taylor swift songs that don't exist anymore including specific details about their shared gladiatorial reality that taylor has never shared with anybody else. including that her lover's name was publius, and she's been calling him Poob for short

at this point a lot of original swifties are leaving. they could do the brutus stuff, but they really can't survive poob. taylor makes a clapping back at the haters song including the lyric "these bitches don't know publius" and it ends up all over all sorts of merch. there's a renewed archaeological interest in roman gladatorial combat

most importantly, the internet discourse is the best it's ever been. does this make taylor swift transmasc? is travis kelce problematic for leaving his fiancee while she gradually morphs into a roman gladiator? is this good queer representation? if taylaurius velox was a gay man, does that mean the gaylors were technically correct? is weird al morally wrong for capitalizing off of her music if she cant remember it anymore? was weird al sent by god to torment taylor swift?

anyway thats what id do if i met a genie

[dartann]

You can do the steps differently only the last one is mendatory!

[regicidal-defenestration]

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

[toboldlynerd]

[treecitysessions]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[fly-chicken]

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

[fly-chicken]

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

[intrinsicklutz]

I need y'all to know that he’s not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.

[pinesfamfan]

"Rumi is an alto, blah blah, A5..."

[mantisdepot]

they are best friends

[hurtspideyparker]

@roanokezephyr "Peter makes comments that make the team think he's starving is actually a baller fic idea"

I'll take it one step further, Peter unintentionally makes all the Avengers (minus Tony) think he's a starving homeless orphan, and they're all very protective and trying to get him help/understand his situation, meanwhile Peter just thinks they're really nice people buying him new shoes and lunch.

"Tony, where'd you find the kid?"

"On the street in his pajamas, it was ridiculous. Had to get him a whole new outfit"

Tony does NOT help with this assumption, because they assume he rescued this poor child off the street (and not discovered Spider-Man in a YouTube video). Also dealer's choice of whether or not there's identity porn shenanigans as well, because they could think Peter is just Tony's intern which makes everything even more suspicious.

"Peter you're covered in bruises!?"

"Yeah I had a rough night, street was pretty bad last night."

"Kid why are your clothes all torn up?"

"Robbery. Didn't have time to change so they got my school clothes and backpack ripped up. This is my 3rd backpack this month I don't know what I'm gonna do..."

Peter thinks Mr. Stark told them he's Spider-Man, but the Avengers just think this poor child is getting robbed and assaulted in shelters and in bad neighbourhoods.

They buy him new clothes and backpacks which he's grateful for because he's embarrassed asking May for them.

"Where are your parents Peter?"

"Oh they died a while ago. It's fine I've adapted."

His parents are dead, but the Avengers don't realize he has an Aunt and think he's an orphan who escaped the foster system to stay on the street, because he keeps turning down offers to stay at the tower.

"Peter we have a great guest room, you could stay however long you want."

"Mr. Stark tried to get me to move in too, but I'd rather just stick to being street-level."

Peter thinks they mean move in to be an Avenger, Avengers think he means he prefers being homeless/is scared of help.

"This really nice lady bought me a churro, best day ever!"

Oh god, this kid eats so little that a churro makes his day? (Peter just likes churros)

"Thanks for the burger! I've only had free school lunch today"

We need to buy this child dinner everyday he can't keep skipping meals. (Peter just patrolled after school and didn't have a chance to eat before coming to the tower)

*stomach growls* "Sorry, I get hungry a lot"

Sneak granola bars and apples into his bag, sneak a mini fridge into there !!! (Peter just has a fast metabolism due to his powers so eats meals more frequently)