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*Damian went to visit Tim who was at Bernard's apartment and just at that moment Tim and Bernard were arguing for reasons that Damian doesn't know about*
Tim: I already apologized for Darla! it was a long time ago
Bernard: Friends don't date girls their friends like
Tim: Im you're boyfriend now! and don't act innocent, you liked my stepmother!
Bernard: Yes, but I didn't go out with her... unfortunately
Tim: Bernard!
Damian: Are they getting divorced?
Tim and Bernard: NO!
Damian: ...
*Dick has tried to approach Jason and Jason confronts him*
Jason: Answer me this... do you want to be with me because you love me?... or because you feel guilty?
Dick: Jason...
Jason: Answer me.
Dick: I felt so guilty, I was an idiot to you and I miss you so much, you changed and I love you and I...
Jason: The Jason you knew is dead. And how convenient that once I was dead now you care
Dick: I care about you, I cared before and now too!
Jason: That's not what you showed me!
Dick: Sorry!
Jason: I'm going to forgive you if you didn't even do anything.
Dick: I love you.
Jason: ...
AU: Dionysus! Bernard sees Tim as his Ariadne
Robin arrived late and they sacrificed Bernard, seeing his body, his chest open and bloody, Robin went crazy and beat those who did that to Bernard. However, Bernard stood up, and when Tim looked at him, vines growing around him, his eyes took on a wine-like hue and for some reason Bernard spoke fluent Greek, the ritual worked, Dionysus entered Bernard's body.
The vines squeezed the bodies of the cult members, Robin barely escaped. For the last month, Bernard or Dionysus? has caused chaos in Gotham City. Driving people crazy, turning water into wine, growing vines on buildings, and stealing a panther from the zoo.
He also started wearing red or purple clothes (even leopard print) and having his chest exposed, revealing the scar on his chest (and Robin is definitely just looking at the scar, nothing more).
Batman and Robin tried to stop him and it ended with them trapped in vines. Dionysus/Bernard unmasked both, luckily there was no one else. When he unmasked Robin and saw Tim's face, he stared, held her chin and whispered the name "Ariadne", and then hugged Tim telling him that he misses her so much and Tim doesn't know how to react.
Tim managed to convince him to let them go and go with them to the Batcave, there he realized that, like Two-Face, sometimes Bernard had moments of lucidity and it was him and other times Dionysus took control.
Dionysus continued calling Tim "Ariadne" and referring to him as his wife, Tim tried to correct him many times but to no avail. Dionysus told him about his brothers, Apollo and Hermes. He also commented that Bruce reminds him of his uncle Hades.
For everyone, Dionysus was very hostile, moody and as sarcastic as a Greek god can be. He even threatened to kill everyone in the Batcave or turn them into some animal or plant (which made Jason and Damian almost attack him). But with Tim he was calm, passive, even very attentive and affectionate. Although he was also too territorial.
Tim doesn't know how to feel when a Greek god in his crush's body treats him like his wife.
They will definitely call Zatanna to see if she can fix this problem.
One concept I've been thinking about for an AU is that, for Dionysus! Bernard, Tim is like his Ariadne
For those who don't know, Ariadne was a princess of Crete, half-sister of the Minotaur, she helped the hero Theseus kill the Minotaur and get out of the Cretan labyrinth (which was built so that no one could find the way out). However, Theseus abandoned Ariadne on an island where Dionysus found her, fell in love with her and they married, Dionysus turned Ariadne's crown into the constellation, Corona Borealis, and in many versions, Dionysus makes Ariadne immortal and takes her to Olympus with him.
*Bruce finds out that Cass started dating Tai'darshan (who survived)*
Bruce: That boy is no good for you, Cass, he's a villain and I highly doubt he'll do you any good.
Cass: ...You should have told yourself that when hooking up with Catwoman, Talia al Ghul, and Two-Face.
Bruce: ...That's different.
Cass: In what sense?.
Bruce: We'll talk about this later.
Dick couldn't attend Jason's funeral because he was on a space mission with the Titans, something he deeply regrets every day. He failed to protect Jason, he wasn't there for him, he was an idiot to him until a few months ago, before his death, he couldn't say goodbye to him.
He didn't take care of him, Bruce failed, Dick failed him in every way.
After his argument with Bruce for not telling him that Jason had died, Dick went to the cemetery and cried on top of Jason's tombstone, lamenting and blaming Bruce and blaming himself.
He never forgot Jason, how could she? His memory destroyed him and haunted him, as if his ghost would not leave him alone. He wanted to kill the Joker, but the best he could do was beat him until he bled. He didn't speak to Bruce until Tim came into their lives and became Robin and they were slowly able to mend their relationship.
His romantic relationships didn't work out, not with Kory, not with Babs, not with Helena, not with Shawn. Dick always ended up failing them in some way... or he himself ended up thinking about Jason being with them.
Red Hood then appeared and Dick later learned that it was Jason, who had been revived in the Lazarus Pit. It was Jason, but not HIS Jason, no, this one was broken, more violent, resentful, not the Jason he knew. Jason was a criminal, a murderer, he tried to kill Tim and Dick was furious.
It was strange, Dick had very mixed feelings, sadness, guilt, anger, longing, all mixed together in no specific order, it was always like that with Jason. Jason eventually reached a truce/reconciliation with Bruce, even apologizing to Tim and began helping them on their missions on some occasions.
Jason treated him in a cold and sarcastic way and that hurt him. Dick made the effort to get closer, to understand him, but Jason's way of thinking is something that Dick will never be able to understand. And yet, Dick decided something: he was going to make it up to Jason for the rest of his life, with his own life and his own devotion.
*Tai'darshan meeting Cass, who is the best fighter in the world and is able to break his bones easily*
Tai'darshan: She's pretty
*Cass meeting Tai'darshan who is traumatized, broken, with dubious morals and only wants the freedom of his nation through a terrorist group*
Cass: I can fix him
AU: Bernard is in love with Red Robin. Part 2
Since Red Robin saved him from being sacrificed to Dionysus, Bernard's infatuation/obsession resurfaced stronger. He bought posters, newspapers that had a photos of Red Robin, even if it was blurry. He made many more theories about him and could spend hours talking about them in detail.
Bernard was still dealing with the aftermath and trauma of almost being sacrificed, he couldn't sleep well, he had nightmares, fear that some cult member would return to finish what he started. So far he is coping well, he was trying to focus on other things like his work, his studies (and Red Robin), he even became close to Tim again, which Bernard himself was surprised by, he believed that after that dinner Tim would no longer want anything to do with him and he is glad to have his friend back.
Tim had mixed feelings, on the one hand, Bernard seemed to improve after the cult event, he spoke in an animated way just like in high school and talked a lot about Red Robin, he seemed happy and on the other hand he was interested in Red Robin, not in him, Tim Drake, and that made him quite jealous. What does Red Robin have that he doesn't have? If they are both the same person!
The second meeting between Red Robin and Bernard was a complete coincidence, Bernard left work later that day and Mr Freeze happened to be fighting Batman and Red Robin.
Among all the chaos Bernard hid behind a car while the fight was taking place, Bernard attempted to stealthily retake him from the place, but Mr Freeze froze a giant sign which was about to fall on top of Bernard. Bernard was already preparing to die, he closed his eyes waiting for the sign to fall on him, but from one moment to the next he was in Red Robin's arms, he had saved him, again.
Bernard was so focused on the fact that he was in Red Robin's arms, so close to him, that he didn't even pay attention to what Red Robin was telling him. The next day Bernard excitedly told Tim about his meeting about Red Robin and Tim suffers internally.
*Dick and Jason go on a date and while they go to a place that Dick has wanted to take Jason to for a long time, they meet Babs and Kara at the same place, who also have a date. Basically, exes are found during a date with their current partner*
Dick: What are you doing here?
Babs: What are you doing here?
Kara: Oh, what a coincidence
Jason: Too much
Dick: I'm here with my boyfriend, on a date
Babs: Well, I have a date with my girlfriend too
Dick: I think you should go somewhere else with Kara
Babs: Do you own the place? Or what? Why don't you go?
Jason: Damn...
Kara: Don't fight
*In the end they ended up having a double date. Dick was bitter because he wanted to spend the night alone with his Little Wing. Babs was amused to see Dick's miserable face*
*Kara meeting Babs*
Kara: You jump off buildings, fight criminals and you're just an ordinary human?
Babs: ...Uh...yeah
Kara: Let's mate
AU: Mpreg
Jason has been feeling strange the last week, with dizziness, vomiting and headaches. Bruce became so concerned about his son that he forced him to go get a checkup with Dr. Thomkins.
After some studies and analysis, Dr. Thomkins gave them the source of Jason's problem: he is pregnant. Bruce froze and Jason wanted to die again.
Is he guilty? None other than Dick. That afternoon, when Dick went to Wayne Manor, he first had to face a near-screaming reprimand from Bruce, whom Alfred had to calm down.
Then Jason went and yelled at him that because of him he was now pregnant. Dick was so happy with the news that he was going to be a father with his little wing that he didn't even pay attention to Jason's screams and scoldings.
Once things calmed down, the first thing Dick said was that due to Jason's current state, the two should get married. Jason wants to kill Dick. Damian swears he'll be the favorite uncle. Tim wants to organize the baby shower. Cass wants to be the godmother.
Bruce needs patience and so does Alfred.
AU: Bernard is in love with Red Robin
Bernard has always had a great admiration for Robin, an admiration that consisted of looking at his photos in the newspapers for quite some time, pining for him and imagining what things he would like.
An "admiration" carefully hidden with conspiracy theories, a crush on his friend Darla and also, just in case, a crush on Tim's stepmother.
Bernard had Batman and Robin video games, posters and newspaper clippings of Robin that none of his friends or parents knew he had.
It was not until he found out about his own homosexuality and was kicked out of his home that he realized that this "admiration" was an inevitable infatuation; Robin was literally his gay awakening.
His obsession with Robin calmed down for a few years, after he was kicked out of home, he got a job, went to college, and joined The Children of Dionysus due to his depressive thoughts; that kept him too busy to think about Robin, now known as Red Robin.
But again his obsession with Robin was reborn the night he went to have dinner with Tim and talk to him after years, he knew he would be sacrificed, but he didn't expect them to come for him that night, and he didn't expect Red Robin to save him either. He was saved by him, fought with him and survived. Officially, Bernard fell in love again.
For his part, Tim now has to put up with his friend/crush who praises Red Robin every time they go out. Is it possible to feel jealous of yourself? Because that's how Tim feels because Bernard is in love with Red Robin and is seriously considering confessing that he is Red Robin to see if Bernard will pay attention to him.
Bruce: You are the most jealous man I know
Harvey: Do you know other men?
Bruce: ...
*Bernard telling Tim one of his craziest possible theories (that the president is a reptilian with repressed homosexuality)*
Tim: Oh my god... I love him so much.
Damian: Father, why are you obsessed with Two-Face?
Bruce: I'm not
Damien: ...
Jason: Yeah, sure, we believe you
Bruce: ...I have to go on patrol
*Bruce didn't tell Dick that Jason was alive. Therefore he doesn't know that Jason is Red Hood*
*Nightwing tries to stop Red Hood and chases him until he corners him and pins him in an alley. He takes off his helmet and to his surprise, he looks just like Jason*
Nightwing: ...Jason? (looks at his face and notices his green eyes, Jason had blue eyes) ... no... you're not...
Red Hood: (Tries to free himself from Nightwing's grip, looks at him out of the corner of his eye) Do I look like your boyfriend?
Nightwing: No... my... late brother. I can't believe it... you could be his twin, your face, your voice... just the eyes and clothes are different
(Red Hood finally manages to break free and pushes Nightwing)
Red Hood: (Puts his helmet back on) My name is Red Hood. I don't look like a ghost, do I?
Jason: ...Wait, are you flirting with me?
Dick: Yes, actually, for a year now, thanks for noticing
Jason: ...Idiot