honeycrisp apple in raincoat pocket

header image by @mienar

[williecaptureslight]

[supermarioblosblog]

Knock-a knock! Open the door! Itsa me!

[supermarioblosblog]

Please-a open the door!

[supermarioblosblog]

Open up-a! Hehe!

[supermarioblosblog]

Please

[bettabubble]

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

[bettabubble]

this is the coupon btw

[theequeerstrian]

Dear God I hope you walked in and presented this coupon as straight faced as humanly possible

[bettabubble]

*bursts into store* I HAVE COME FOR MY WORM

[house-ad]

[littlesoybean]

The youtube algorithm decided I need to see this…

[sufficientlylargen]

plethora

[shacklesburst]

honestly, this means a lot

[littlesoybean]

Nov ‘21 🍃🐈‍⬛ Back with the lq outfit pics

[whistlenotes]

[weaver-z]

I'll show YOU a "SPRING FORWARD"

[weaver-z]

Obsessed with the person who tagged their reblog with the full class, order, family, and genus of this beast

[xignis]

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly

[everythingstarstuff]

[sobertodeath2018-deactivated202]

[commoncoot]

people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[thesorceresstemple]

[skoople]

can someone hold my hand or give me fruit pieces to eat? i look like this btw

[funnytwittertweets]